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Artemis || is breaking another record tonight being the first space ship closer to any debris of truth than the current sitting president. #PresidentialAddress #Artemis

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My 10 year old self after the days long creation is finally performed for my family. #iykyk #GRAMMYs

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Alex taking off those headphones ready to take someone out of ordinary after that! #Grammys

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And in this moment, with this face, it hit me… it’s not Britney bitch anymore bc WTF WAS THAT #Grammys

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@teslaownersSV Wow… you’ve partied hard with (insert whatever tf this is)

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@CBSNews That poor turkey

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@HereforVK18 @HustleBitch_ Damn what’s up with his hands

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@SecDuffy @united Hand out zanax and suck my slippers

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Me as I disassociated during whatever Mel was saying during that ceremony ring thing… I feel like I’ve had a better sense of security of my order being right when ordering delivery from a new joint with 2 stars. #TheGoldenBachelor #bachelordeclination

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In the same sequence… “I trusted you” (past tense) and then after the ring… “so what do you think?” #TheGoldenBachelor

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Oh Diane is absolutely been there all along WAITING for Mel… couldn’t find a 💍 #TheGoldenBachelor #ShutUpMenAreTalking

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Oh yeah these are definitely Mel’s boys… #TheGoldenBachelor #bros

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Not sure the amount of crystal bracelets are enough to heal this #TheGoldenBachelor

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Clapping so hard the second Jesse said to Cindy “you are the embodiment of class”
👏🏻yes👏🏻you👏🏻are👏🏻Queen👏🏻 #TheGoldenBachelor

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@PressSec For the record, not even that broke back ballroom has enough capacity to accommodate all of this bullshit.

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@BulwarkOnline That’s where it usually starts young man… in group chats. Yall know this. Eyeliners turning you into an eyeliar.

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WTF decision was that!? The look on all the other dance teams faces said all. That was ridiculous. #dwts

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@MarshaBlackburn I’ll give you your first trophy to add to that wall if you fix your shirt. It’s the least you could do while your trophy for most incompetent is still undecided.

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump