Thought my daily walk couldn’t get any better then this guy drives by, stops in the road and goes “Hey you David Freese... you ruined my life in high school. Go Rangers!!” then drives off. Texas does have its perks #11in11
Astros fans in my mentions saying Joe Kelly ran to the dugout to get away from Carlos Correa. He struck him out. The inning was over. I know you just started watching baseball in 2017, but that's how baseball works.
At the airport, downloading podcasts for my flight and accidentally hit play instead of download on @ArmchairExpPod and @daxshepard is gobbling like a turkey. The lady beside me jumped. Then moved away from me. #thanksDax