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[kenny @KTRSSS]

My dream last night: WW3 started because I lost Kim Jong Un's pen cap.

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Will take your worthless new polymer 1k bills for FREE! Crumpled and/or folded accepted. Free pick up metro manila.

[kenny @KTRSSS]

The stages of being banned from riding motorcycles forever because of safety reasons:

DENIAL - But I'm a responsible DRIVER hence responsible RIDER
ANGER - Damn you accident causing kamotes!!!
BARGAINING - How about a Honda Goldwing?
DEPRESSION - ...
ACCEPTANCE - Lambo nalang

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Bought a radio. 1st song that played in the fm is bed of roses ffs.

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Every 2 weeks be like

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Mcdo chicken nugget cheese dip??? Yes please!

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An aparador full of 🤡s

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Today I learned that an innova full of fat asses will make sayad at the mind museum humps

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@BORBEcue BOKSING ANO

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"Bird's nest"

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Me at vacations: An object at rest MUST REMAIN at rest.

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Reading today's messages:

. lol
.. ad
... don't need a loan
..... HAHAHAHHAHAHA
...... yes still available
....... delivery stats
........ sure bro go ahead
......... what a creep...
.......... more ads

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@BrentyFoo tinanong ka ba kung tuli ka na?

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@BORBEcue gamitin mo sa lucky me

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"Imagine revbombing a superyacht"

omfg

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I just figured out what limits in functions do wtf

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Hayst hirap ng walang PC

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Painted my bike white pearl para mukhang nagbayad ako ng extra 15k

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I have been known to mix and match high end components with cheapo ones that suck ass. And I enjoy doing it every single time.

[kenny @KTRSSS]

@BORBEcue Ahh naka LC... Could be a haciendero, mine owner, hvy eqpt contractor, logistics, or someone with a boat.

Tanga pa rin kung uuwiin niya sa bahay.

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@BORBEcue Tanga nga yan kung bahay.

Although usually farmers yung nag nagpapakarga ng drum/tankers. They need the diesel for tractors, irrigation pumps and such.