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Every breath i take without your permission raises my self esteem

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Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping over my heart. 💃

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Squig: Compiled Agents for Mission-Critical Work https://t.co/SqxDig9mZe by @Nash

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@ahmedrana619 Requirement 3 se uper he to I’m out

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Most men don’t receive their first rose until their funeral

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AI will not replace you, someone who uses AI better than you will. 💁‍♂️

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I finally found a barber i can rely on for my wedding haircut but he’s annoying as hell so lets just keep him on speed dial for that one occasion.

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If protecting my peace makes me the villain, then call me Thanos! 🤌🏻

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Would a candle shop smell nice if burned down? 🤔

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@FaheemAkhtar84 @AroojFatima1017 Bhai saahb 💀

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@man488436 @AroojFatima1017 Khullay mein simping chal rhy he

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@AroojFatima1017 @man488436 👀

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Is it okay to be addicted to a color?

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@scroooyouuu 🗿

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Making a wish at shooting stars is so lame, stars are light years away so its fairly possible that they are destroyed by the time the light reaches our eyes. 👨‍🔬

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The word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel :3

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@New_Dictum Uncle agay dekh ke chalien takkar hojani he

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@i_am_mubashir Shrinking every day

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Hamdard koi koi
Harami har koi

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Ghalti se bandi ko adorable ki jagah affordable likh dya.

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Jaddo dil si uddon sabbar kitta
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Sabar si keeta hun dil he na chaavay

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When someone says you’re the reason for their smile, they letting you know that you’re a joke.