Black Samurai 🤺

⚽️ Football Addict

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Welcome

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Thugs are scared of stealing VWs because they will leave a coolant and oil trail and expose their movements.

[Droid @droid254]

uyo dem analia gari illibiwa saa hii headlights zimefika Kirinyaga rd someone probably already bought the doors

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

At this point i don't know what you want them to do, get you a new Demio or what, best they can do is work with you and law enforcement to get your car back

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

It's all fun and games until he throws that 150 million for Bruno

[pastor micheal @dexxe]

nimepata idea mzuri mtapenda.
you see how ntsa can find your car going 51kph, take a hi-res photo that reads the plates and sms you instantly but cannot find a stolen car?
well, i figured out why and already got a solution.

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Campus kuna msee alihepesha gari ya folks tuende sherehe Carnivore, Mr & Miss CUEA.
Mzae wake akaona gari imetoka na kufika home kilanmtu amelala isipokuwa kijana.
Tracking chap chap and taking extra keys akarudisha gari home.
We looked for that car juu ya miti na kwa socks.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Prime Video have bought the last two seasons of Pep Guardiola at Manchester City for more than £𝟏𝟎𝐌 to become a four-part series broadcast over the summer.

[@Jack_Gaughan]

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

They're closing down Kenyatta Avenue and Valley Road for 8 months & Haile Sellasie for 4 Months so they can build a simple bridge 💀

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Fun fact: These are our parents now.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Portugal remains the only team at the World Cup to have sold out all of their group-stage match tickets. 🇵🇹

[Shiko Tyras @Shiko_tyras]

Abud will not let this matter rest, Ruto promised the wrong guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Somoina umingle na sisi poors uku twitter kama wale coolkids walikua wanatufuata chuom ya Keg wakishtuka vile watu wanaishi ivi.

[Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪 @luckyaudreyy]

Traffic will be so bad in Nairobi for the next 8 months waah. Sorry to everyone involved.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

You are shutting down a major road for 8 months? 🤔🤔🤔. 8 months? With no alternative? In Nairobi?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua has been awarded KSh 50 million in damages, payable by the Senate.

[Sarah Waiswa @LAfrohemien]

Interesting... @truthslinger wasn't your car also stolen at a Blankets? Was it ever found btw?

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Manchester United begin talks with West Ham over Mateus Fernandes — but won't pay the £𝟖𝟎𝐌 asking price. 👀🇵🇹

United want to avoid a prolonged saga and are pushing for a fee below West Ham's valuation.

[@SullyTalkz]

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

STOLEN CAR ALERT!
My partner’s car was stolen last night at @blanketsandwine from the main parking lot. Somewhere between 6pm and 8pm. Any leads would be massively appreciated.
Please RT widely