What part of “WARNING: huge hung alligators roaming in the area, sexual and odor hazard” did you not understand?!
First #MuskMonth piece and c*mm*ss**n for @FFizzy_ !
(You might wanna hold your breath near them.)
Come sit and lean on us. Our bodies are warm, soft, and fuzzy, and you can fall sleep feeling our chests heave on your back. We will use our two arms to soothe you, and service you, if that's what you like. Just don't keep us waiting. Nobody keeps their favorite sofa waiting.