I have a QUEEN of a @UPS driver. She notices when I’m not home & puts my deliveries behind my gate, always brings milkbones for my pup (even left some for him here) and is an absolute delight. She is legit the best. UPS, slide into my DMs so I can give her the praise she deserves
If you’re arrested, put in handcuffs, then in the back of a cop car… how do you buckle up? Does the officer do it? Or are you unbuckled, and therefore breaking the law, seemingly again?
e92 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S is on "SHOOP" by salt-n-pepa, who excel at both rapping about sex and rapping about talking about it https://t.co/lz4Gt2tQ7H
The only time my Flats get use these days is when I go to a post work Happy Hour and I want to blend in with the folks who came from an office. #workfromhome