Katie T

Nap queen 👑
Loves potatoes 🍟

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

@darecandyca pls quit slipping regular jubes into your sour jubes. It's like eating a chocolate chip cookie and finding a raisin in it

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Get your extinguisher, these tweets are fire. 🔥

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Going to make my drink a little more potent. -girl learning to socialize (aka me..)

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How to be cool?

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@JonathanArguin https://t.co/XU2iV5QgIQ

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"Make daddy purrrrrrrr" @JonathanArguin

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You may think I'm talentless, but I can accurately guess the size of men's nipples.

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Spends 1 hour composing a text to send to a cute boy. The final draft: "hey, what's up!" @Jordanwaldner

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I have a dream that one day eggnog will be more than just a seasonal beverage.

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Life Hack: Cream your coffee with eggnog.

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Just ate dipping sauce. Just the sauce... So maybe I don't have my life together yet. We can't all be perfect.

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Life Hack: wear your clothes to bed... And proceed to wear them the next day. You'll gain 4 extra minutes of studying. #finalsweek

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Psychopaths and Eskimos are the only groups of people who can comfortably sleep with socks on.

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Mom said it's PJ Day at her elementary school tomorrow. Well mom, it's pj day at my school whenever I want it to be. #university #finalsweek

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Anything >>> When you're only being polite but boys think you're flirting

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How to be a mom: just say "oh, that's cool" and pretend your kid isn't telling you boring stories.

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

If eating in bed is wrong then I don't wanna be right.

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Grown-up stuff: asking for a salad spinner this Christmas

Non-grown-up stuff: asking mom if she'll tell Santa that I want a salad spinner

[love angel music benny @BennKinsley]

An exclusive interview with @Jordanwaldner https://t.co/JCrRirvORg

[Katie T @KTtheoneandonly]

Girls are like "Look! My bf surprised me with flowers!" & I'm like "Look! This guy in Walmart is wearing crocs and cargo shorts in Nov.!"