Katie Twarek

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

The only thing I don’t like about the third trimester is everything.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

I don’t keep chocolate in the house because I know I’ll eat it non stop but I’m also always mad that I don’t keep chocolate in the house.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

I just want to lay on the couch and eat Chinese food. All the Chinese food.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

There are a couple arcade games in the cabin we rented and we can’t beat level one of donkey Kong. We also aren’t willing to give up so I guess that’s how we will be spending our week 😂

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

HOW AM I GETTING MARRIED IN TWO WEEKS?!?

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

It took my the walk from the front door to the car to know that I regretted wearing heels and for some reason I didn’t turn around and change

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

It was hard for me to get our guest list down to what it is. Now we are trying to downsize the wedding and it’s painful. I’m so thankful to have som many people I love but man it makes this tough.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

@ke_phillips23 YOUR NAILS ARE RED!!!! Whaaaaat?? I love them by the way

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

There is absolutely nothing more attractive than listening to your fiancé cuss out his friends while wearing headphones and playing call of duty. Someone remind me why I haven’t thrown that Xbox out the window yet

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

If I send you a wedding invite with wine spotches on it, my apologies. I don’t know how it got there!

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

Sometimes I just need someone who is a better adult to come tell me what to do

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

@DawnOglesbee @daniKAY_12 Danielle starts her days at an outrageous time. She’s not human.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

No worries guys. @daniKAY_12 came to the rescue

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

Kyle is napping and my sisters have kids so they can’t respond to my pointless text messages as frequently as I’d like and I WANT SOME ATTENTION!

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

This whole mask thing could really benefit me. I may never have to hear about my resting bitch face ever again!

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

Kyle imitating my attitude is the most offensive thing I have ever seen

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

“Love is Blind” is total garbage and I love it

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

Drinking wine, crocheting, and watching @chrissyteigen perform a marriage ceremony for two stuffed animals. Completely normal Sunday.

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

@daniKAY_12 came to pick up some sugar yesterday so I got to stand outside and talk to them in the van and it was the best part of my week. I can’t wait for our first family hang out after this 😩

[Katie Twarek @KTwarek]

@ke_phillips23 He’s so creepy looking