ItsNeo

Happy chap • Alive • Lotsofmetolove • FreeSpirited• Figure out the rest!

Mama Warona❣Le Orinea

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

https://t.co/imeQZcUe19

I'll wait

[Tsonga King ☠️ 🇫🇷 @NtateWilliams]

For Action SA to win the whole of Gauteng 🕯

[Ashley Serakalala @ashseraka]

You know why Lesotho and Botswana has so little crimes ???? They hang rubbish .

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Ohhh spare us the performance you FRAUD!
You promised thousands of CCTV cameras, including in townships, hostels and informal settlements, plus an integrated command centre watching them in real time. Were any of those cameras covering Rhodesfield and the R21 corridor where these women’s bodies were found????
You claimed to have launched AmaPanyaza crime wardens, e-panic buttons, helicopters and drones and said women should no longer fear going out in public. Why is SAPS now telling women in Kempton Park not to run or walk alone????

You said if you failed to fight crime you would resign.
Why the hell is your ass still working?

[Intentional_creative @Veronica_Joy09]

Being an adult is hilarious 😂

You get excited about:

• Getting home early
• Fresh bedsheets
• A fully charged phone
• Money you didn’t expect
• Cancelled plans
• Sleeping without an alarm

Nobody warned us peace would become this exciting.

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

Does anyone know where I can buy a job? Or sleep my way into one? I don't know anymore... just help me. 😭🚶🏾‍♀️

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

@CoE_Call_Centre Thistle road in Kempton Park has shocking potholes

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

Ere joking, chomie😅

[Ntombi N @AmoNtombi]

Bafazi Run to Mr price 🔌🔥🔥

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

She forgot to order the body too??
Or it was not part of the order
😂😂😂

[Ntombi N @AmoNtombi]

What she ordered versus what she got

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

I thought this was Thighs and that white piece of meat from a braai pack 😭😭😭

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

“To every girl who said “This is not how I want to live for the rest of my life” and walked away- girlhood is so proud of you”

-Thank you❤️

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

Period pains from hell....

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Describe what contractions feel like 😭

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

Everything hurts 😂 joints, back yeyiii.. Iss too much

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Those between 25 and 35
years old, how's life? Be honest🥺

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

Bona! Spot on💕

[TSHOLOFELO LEKWAKWE @ntshonono_03]

@GcinaGiven I don't have a problem to change it, the problem starts when I have to pay while I didn't lose it and still in good condition and worse the attitude of home affairs staff

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

Yho, I always opt for an outfit that doesn't include jeans

[Softboy @softcreateee]

The older you get the more you realize jeans are a terrible piece of clothing

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

I dated this one guy that used to remind me on a Saturday night "baby did you take out seshebo for sunday" because he wanted space for this nonsense jeans😂😂😂

[TSEK @sadmethod]

Do people really put their jeans inside the fridge or is that just one of those internet lies? 😭

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

ke sure nou wa bona gore why batswadi kgale ba bereka mara basa lokele gate.

[ItsNeo @KUBUSHII]

When the bribes hit the accounts the papers disappear. Digital has footprint.

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

Can someone tell me why police dockets are still paper-based and not digitally recorded on national databases?

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

Nkare nkaya phensheneng.