jackie daytona

roller derby and womens beach volleyball:)

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r Can’t wait. When?

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r Clumsy piledriver?

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Dog the bounty hunter, Chris Hansen, Ty Montgomery, and Billy maze is the dream blunt rotation.

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Tired of old people #per #usual

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

I hate a motherfucker who does the worm. Not cool

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

I’m sorry I can’t make our date tonight, I cut my tongue off in a fit of rage.

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Just dropped a full gallon of milk at Walmart. All over my legs

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Used to be a fiddle, now I’m an orchestra. You couldn’t play me if you tried

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Freshly cleaned toilet 🙅‍♂️freshly pooped toilet 😏

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

No lie drunk ride home after a good date is an experience all should endure

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r I love giving people dirty looks when I drive by them.

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r Callitfate #callitfate

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@MacrodosingPod disgusted with the James Taylor slander

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Been in the kohls bathroom all morning. Don’t think I’m leaving anytime soon

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

What if trump got shot in the belt buckle and his pants fell down and he was thick as fuck and his shit was jiggling with hella recoil… just a thought

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r Been wondering

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

Sometimes I smell so bad it’s like a misfortunate Mac n cheese

[jackie daytona @KUB_the_first]

@keyb0ardw0rri0r Heathen.