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Incorrect quotes of the groupchat full of Danish fanders: Keeping Up With The Danes!

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Zeta: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Zeta: *waves their finger and sings like they’re in a Disney Channel intro*

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Ash: What's your blood type?

Day: How would I know?

Ash: How would you not know?!

Day: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Ash: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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Juno: *putting on a jacket* I'll be back in a little while I'm taking out the trash

Day: It isn't garbage night.

Juno: I know, Connor and I are going out tonight :)

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Sage: Wow, a present? But I didn't get you anything. I'll make it up to you, I swear.

Charlie: Sage, it's your birthday.

Sage: Still-

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Jana: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Logan Simp" in your phone??

Charlie:

Charlie: You hair looks amazing today

Jana: Answer the question

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Glimmer: *seductively takes off glasses*

Glimmer: Wow. You're blurry.

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Sage: What’s that in your bag?

Charlie: A flamethrower.

Sage: No, next to that.

Charlie: A bag of Doritos.

Sage: *sigh* Charlie, you know we can’t bring outside food into the theater.

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Connor: Z is just a sideways N

Zeta: Please stop it

Connor: Zo, Neta

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Day: What is love?

Zeta: An emotional minefield

Ash: A neurochemical reaction

Charlie: BABY DONT HURT ME-

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@MidnightMarev Originally I was gonna put you as the one never sleeping, but I couldn't come up with someone from the gc who you talk with a lot who also sleeps- /lh /nm

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Charlie: Is there anything productive I can do at 4AM?

Sage: Ever heard of sleeping?

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Charlie: If one person has never had broccoli, and another person has tried it once, who has the better claim? In this essay I will explain how it's more gay to never have fucked a guy than to have done it once-

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Charlie: All headphones are noise cancelling if they’re loud enough.

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Ray, opens the front door: Zeta, the family of raccoons are back!

Connor: MY LONG LOST FAMILY :0

Connor: Robert?! Is that you??? And Ryan!!? *fist bumps all the raccoons*

Ray:

Ray: Jacobi, he's doing it again!

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¡¡NOT SAYING ANYONE IN THE GC IS STUPID OR UNINTELLIGENT!!

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Charlie: Ray, are you talking to yourself?

Ray: Yes.

Ray: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn house.

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Zeta: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Zeta: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Ash: Uh... what's up with them?

Charlie: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Zeta: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Day, crying: It's working.

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Ray: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Day: Put spaghetti in it.
Ray: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Ray: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Connor: Put spaghetti in it.
Ray: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Charlie: Put spaghetti in it.

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@Claudilykke I FIRGOT IT WAS THEREZ SKDJAJDK😭😭

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Charlie: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven't kissed yet?

Day, squinting their eyes: Every single day

Connor and Juno: Why are you looking at us?