Florida man arrested for pants-down situationβ¦ wearing THREE pairs of pants. Tried to cover up by pulling his hoodie down. Also had a live fish named Baja Blast in his backpack. π Baja Blast went to the Humane Society. Pants guy went to jail. Only in Florida. π
50 years of the best soul food in Austin and Hoover Alexander has officially hung it up β and honestly? He's earned every bit of that rest. π Those yams and candied carrots tasted like Christmas. Thank you, Hoover. Austin won't forget it.
RIP to Gary Van King β the crown, the shades, the bass, and a permanent spot on 6th Street. Austin just lost one of its most authentic souls. He was "Keep Austin Weird" before it was even a bumper sticker. πΈπ
"I'm fine" does NOT mean fine. Never has. Never will. πβ£
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Bonus points to the husband who stared her down in the kitchen and said "I'm not scared of you" β that's either genius or chaos. Probably both. π€
Austin Google searches hit different π tacos, SXSW, best patiosβ¦ and "is Austin still affordable?"β£
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Spoiler: no. π β£
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But hey β at least there's actually stuff to do every weekend. Not exactly an Oklahoma City problem. π€ #Austin
Meat chips that taste like a backyard burger?? π Throw a little cheese slice and a Hawaiian roll on that thing and you've got the world's tiniest burger. Austin snack culture is something else. π #iheartradio@iheartradio
7,000+ Austinites signed a petition to bring back pen-and-paper ordering at Alamo Drafthouse πβ£
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The irony of a no-phone theater switching to mobile ordering is not lost on us. Are y'all signing it? π€ #Austin
Don't open the Buc-ee's beaver nuggets unless you're ready to finish the whole bag. π And don't even get us started on the apparel β it's a slippery slope to onesies and a 3rd towel you definitely don't need. 𦫠#Bucees#Austin
A pilot was out here buzzing boats on Lake Travis in a seaplane over Memorial Day weekendβ¦ and crashed it. π₯οΈβοΈ Everyone's okay, but bro really said "hold my beer" and let the lake humble him real quick. Only in Austin. π
A flute jam on Lady Bird Lake, a Cybertruck with "Keep Austin Weird" stickers, and hacky sack making a comeback. Digital fatigue is real and Austin is already ahead of the curve. π€ #KeepAustinWeird
Bro thought he was picking a fight with ONE guyβ¦ not realizing the whole platoon was right there in full dress uniform π 6th Street really said "hold my beer" on this one. Jamie, how did he not know?!
Austin just hit 1 MILLION people within city limits. π€ β£
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We're bigger than San Francisco. Seattle. Boston. DETROIT.β£
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And in 1975 there were only 300K people hereβ¦ who tried to stop growth by not building roads. πβ£
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How'd that work out? #Austin
If you can't figure out a slide during a plane evacuation, it might be time for a playground fit check π We all learned this before age 3. No excuses. Leave your bags AND your dignity at the door. πβοΈ
Sandy McElroy wrote an actual ode to the 290 Flyover and it goes HARD. π€ β£
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"Raise your Whataburger cups, your Topo Chicosβ¦ baby, you finally came through."β£
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The Oak Hill Parkway opens TOMORROW. Austin, we made it. π #Austin
Murphy the bald eagle was out here brooding a ROCKβ¦ and they rewarded him with an actual baby eaglet. πβ£
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Dads who hunt & fish know exactly how this story ends. #iheartradio@iheartradio
When your third-grade Mother's Day hand mold doesn't fitβ¦ because your hands are just TOO big π Sandy's hands had Terry Bradshaw and Ed Too Tall Jones energy before he even knew who they were. This story is everything. π€£ #iheartradio#iheartradio
An ugly person who can actually sing gets me EVERY time on TikTok and Instagram π There's years of these videos and it never gets old. That voice coming out of nowhere? Instant viral. Every. Single. Time.
Sandy said what we were all thinking β AI has no feelings, treat it like the machine it is. π "Just do what I want and shut up." Honestly? Fair. π€ #iheartradio@iheartradio