Kelly

Baby, I'm bad news. 🐏 #endowarrior

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

Me. In a nutshell.

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

Also I’ve always known deep down that this was my inevitable future but thanks to 5 weeks of isolation I’m officially already here:

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@realDonaldTrump you’re an absolute disgrace. You’re making a, previously revered, USA the laughing stock of the international community. As long as you (and your puppeteer Stephen Miller) are in charge, I will be ashamed to call myself an American. Please, just go away.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump is a loser.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@realDonaldTrump is a loser.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

And, yes, I say this because I am in the market for one.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

With all of these #AppleWatch iterations, why hasn't Apple created a watch geared toward women? Most of the Series 10 ads/bands are an homage to masculinity - with the exception of the infantilizing candy colored, surely rubber, cheap bands. @apple @AppleSupport

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@kanyewest I'm bipolar too, but what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@topbond007 @kanyewest **you're

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@kanyewest "I am God." - You are a disgrace. Please get help.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@people It's more that he couldn't be bothered to button his jacket while standing as proper manners demand - perhaps it doesn't fit?

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

I get that #MAGA is a cult of those who blindly believe whatever is fed to them, but at what point are they going to wake up and cancel, or better yet, kill Donald Trump?!

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@JDVance love this for you.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

Clearly we're all living under the United States of Trump - amusingly, his cult members advocate for a Trump monarchy. Such a shame that that anyone with any modicum of intelligence knows, it's Elon at the helm.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

I love that other country's leaders are having to prep themselves in ways to deal with Trump -- basically it's a crash course in how to deal with a toddler with a God complex

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@DavidLipsy @Sassafrass_84 You are delusional

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@brixwe Yes, I do because he hasn’t changed his sleazy, misogynistic ways.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@kaitlancollins @cnn - Trump is obsessed with crowd size because he’s obsessed with, ummm, size.

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@BilldeBlasio @kaitlancollins @CNN Donald couldn’t mention Tim Walz by name because he doesn’t know the man’s name — it’s going to take another few months for it to sink in to Trump’s brain!

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

Why is no one else saying @laurenboebert’s spray tan makes her look like #Snookie from #Jerseyshore???

[Kelly @KVKeefe]

@SpeakerRyan While I wholeheartedly agree that @realDonaldTrump is “a populist, authoritarian narcissist,” most of his ardent supporters barely have a high school education (or most of their teeth for that matter).

Please restate it for them in simple terms they can understand.