KristopherWashington

''Please don't question my sanity... I don't have one.''
-Me

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Walked Klifford and ran into a Great Dane. Extremely beautiful dogs.. Unless they're chasing you... Then they're malicious beasts from hell.

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@kingjensen10 This is boring

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My Twitter Life:

"Wow this is cool!"

5 min. later...
"This is boring."

*Deletes Twitter*

5 months later...

...let's see what's happening on Twitter...

"Wow this is cool!"

5 min. later...
"This is boring."

*Deletes Twitter*

5 months later...

...let's see what's...

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Today I learned that singing the "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" theme in public scares people.

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@ICE_joose this is true. Though I've decided that the snake is all head and tail.

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Me: O.K. I'm going to work hard and not get distracted today.

My Brain: You ever wondered where the tail of a snake begins?

Me: ...

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I'm going turn National Pie Day into a lifestyle.
#NationalPieDay

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Today I'm celebrating #NationalPieDay by going on a vegan diet.
#alternativefacts

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@Masonprew IT WAS!!!

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Apple Empanada... Better than Apple Pie?... Ehhh... It's close. Maybe a tie. But it's definitely amazing.😍