Kden

Not too worried about it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WORLD RECORD IN NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP PRELIMS 🤯

Ja'Kobe Tharp ran a 12.75 in the 110M hurdles to set a new world record!

[a ♡ 🇨🇦🇮🇷 @canucksaz]

I cannot believe I go to a Canada FIFA World Cup game this week. Lifelong bucket list item.

[Kden @KWalls15]

@wotancore What is omnichronologitarch?

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

A UPS Driver shares his retirement stats:

-38 total years
-770,684 stops
-2,456,542 boxes
-832,670 miles
-6,733 working days
-29 years and 4 months of safe driving
-31 driving years

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

To be number 1 you gotta lead the way #FastestMan 🧊🧊🧊

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

ONE UNCALLED FOUL AT THE END OF REGULATION. ONE PHANTOM FOUL CALLED WHEN HARDEN WAS TRAPPED AGAINST THE SIDELINE. REFS UP 3-2.

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Kden @KWalls15]

@yourdeadunc @douglasbpierce @MarshW_7 Doesnt matter lol

[Kden @KWalls15]

@douglasbpierce @MarshW_7 Hes a kid

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[Netflix @netflix]

His relentless grit is his greatest legacy. This is the definitive documentary on an all-time great: Rafa Nadal.

Rafa premieres May 29.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BREAKING: The Pistons have clinched the No. 1 seed in the East for the first time since 2006-07.

What a time to be alive. 🔥

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye brought out Lauryn Hill as a special guest to perform "All Falls Down" at SoFi Stadium tonight 🤯

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

This nigga Bam Adebayo broke Kobe’s record and y’all think we not in the end times. Start getting right with God before its too late!

[NBA @NBA]

83 POINTS FOR BAM ADEBAYO.

THE SECOND-MOST EVER.

Wilt: 100
Bam: 83
Kobe: 81