K. Webb Williams

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

Got bitten by a pelican today. That’s a first…

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

This may be a controversial opinion, but I believe the Reese’s Oreos are the first specialty Oreo that’s better than the original.

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

Wow. Go Auburn!

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

Laser cut wallet guitar pick card…

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

@elonmusk, I have to admit the free trial of FSD has convinced me it’s pretty cool. I can’t afford it, but I now want it!

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

Just had “The” flight experience. Weather delayed my flight, except the pilots made up for it and we landed on time. Then we sat on the tarmac until I missed my flight. Actually thought I was going to make it; ran to the next terminal but was five minutes late for boarding…

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

It happened. Just heard "All I want for Christmas is you" for the first time this season.

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

@Rainmaker1973 Know for a FACT I’ve driven the wrong way around that thing.

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

So we were discussing millennials at work the other day and one of the new kids asked (with all sincerity), “What do we call you people born in the 1900’s?

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

@geekouthsv at the #hsvexpo

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

Go on YouTube and look up Ray Stevens, “The Haircut Song”

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

You ever cut your own hair? I have no idea what the back of my head looks like right now, and I’ve got to go to work…

[K. Webb Williams @KWebbWilliams]

So now I’m sitting here, praying that it looks okay!