KXOX

Host of The Hometown Morning Dance Party #funnystuff #radio

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I bet the modern cave woman talked about her Paleo diet every step of the savanna.

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In the multiverse a roll of toilet paper can go three ways.

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I bet the first caveman to sell snow and ice for inflammation made himself a few racks of ribs.

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Before cigar stores, your connections were pretty much Winston Churchill and Groucho Marx.

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I use a fork and knife on pizza to keep my beef cutting skills sharp.

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If you'd like a less physical game with fewer personal fouls, you should check out baseball!

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Can someone tell me if #beef is still delicious?

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There should be more ladies named Reba by now. Did I miss a scandal?

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4/20 day is for amateurs. The real trick is to celebrate the hours.

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Hey Babe. I can tell you're a player by the size of your portal.

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I install updates like it's a skill.

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Before we recognize National Taylor Day, National Carol Day should be decommissioned.

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This secret handshake has more steps than AA. 4.

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@JessicaDomel At least you pronounce Jessica with a hard H for the J!

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Captains Log

Stardate: OU812

Naw, just jacking with ya Spock.

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I've had it up to here with first world problems. This week.