Ky

I'm five foot two, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

Surprise! I’m the one in the Gritty suit. I am @GrittyNHL. Gritty is me.

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@drewpy_xcx This tweet is underrated…been thinking about it since last night

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway dance!

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

Big grad school sad

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@drewpy_xcx I had the opposite experience when I went to Germany. All my coworkers there were so much taller than I imagined

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@lana_dandes Definitely functional strength training

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

Villanova wins one Sweet 16 game. Me: *buys $75 worth of Nova gear immediately*

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@drewpy_xcx Hahahah I honestly think I just got lucky today! I’ve been impressed by your previous work

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@YourDadsBFF @lana_dandes Wait same….

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@drewpy_xcx Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

"This city loves their players and they want to see us succeed just as much if not more than we want to succeed."

Zach Ertz perfectly described what it means to play in Philadelphia. He gets it

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

@idkcloudy huge plans today (putting lactaid in purse)

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

Month 11 of working from home: the Teams ringtone activates my fight or flight response

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@avg_existence I was an age I will not disclose before I realized not every town had a nuclear power plant

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

They really putting in work with targeted advertising these days, huh?

On a completely unrelated note — brb gotta go do some yoga...

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

@kaitbuchler Oh that’s interesting too lol. Cats are wild, you learn something new every day!

[Alice Wong 王美華 @SFdirewolf]

🐸”Toad,” said Frog, “I do not understand time anymore.”

“Time means nothing now,” said Toad. “It is just the thing that happens between snacks.”

https://t.co/ZwBIJswpKv

[Ky @KYdont_LIE]

If you call this number and dial 4, you can hear my constant inner monologue

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Fall is so close you can hear it.
📞 1-833-GET-FALL 🍂 [US + Canada]