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[KZ @KZickert]

It's finally Spring in Minnesota. As soon as it's warm enough to open your windows, it's incessant leaf-blower season.

[KZ @KZickert]

Gotta love getting an email with a subject line that says "call me"
#OKboomer

[KZ @KZickert]

@ArchbellGwen Go read a book

[KZ @KZickert]

Americans complain that French is confusing but then English expects you to pronounce or spell a super common word like 'yeah'

[KZ @KZickert]

@MZHemingway @DonaldJTrumpJr That's because racists and mysoginists are second-class people. You want politeness? It's regrettable that 71 million people support that behavior. Get out of here with your self pity and gaslighting.

[KZ @KZickert]

@drcarol_weaver @DonaldJTrumpJr Hopefully see ya never.

[Low Quality Facts @lqfacts]

The year is 2021. Joe Biden is president. You earn 410,000 dollars. 10,000 of them are taxed higher than the other 400,000. Your fist clenches. The communists have won.

[KZ @KZickert]

@justnfields looking like @GrahamMertz5 out there #B1GisBack

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In 2016 & ‘17, I paid thousands of dollars a year in taxes *as a bartender.*

Trump paid $750.

He contributed less to funding our communities than waitresses & undocumented immigrants.

Donald Trump has never cared for our country more than he cares for himself. A walking scam.

[KZ @KZickert]

@EmilyBisek Remember the toilet paper shortage? Let me know if you need earplugs. They'll be gone from the shelves soon.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

When Donald Trump says tonight you won’t be safe in Joe Biden’s America, look around and ask yourself: How safe do you feel in Donald Trump’s America?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Hey Trumpers,

If your President loves America so much, explain this video:

#TrumpMadeInChina

[KZ @KZickert]

Live Long and Prosper. Hopping aboard this bandwagon, no problem. $1 donated for every tweet using this hash tag. #StarTrekUnitedGives

[KZ @KZickert]

@realDonaldTrump Must be the #BoneSpurs

[KZ @KZickert]

Just got hit with an uncontrollable need to eat tomato soup. Felt like sharing

[KZ @KZickert]

Rough starts for #BillsMafia fans who thought the Roaring '20s might be different

[KZ @KZickert]

Love that the #Texans send out a lone soldier for the overtime coin toss. @JJWatt #BUFvsHOU

[KZ @KZickert]

A moral travesty occurred tonight on back to back episodes of #survivor. But survivor isn't to blame. Kudos to them for being a social platform showing the moral atrocity of the players. #ImWithJanet

[KZ @KZickert]

@StarTrek Burger of the Day: Bob's triple Tribble Burger. @BobsBurgersFOX #WeHaveTheMeats @Arbys

also Kenny Loggins called, left a message, and said you're in the Danger Zone... of having a heart attack. Seriously, that's a lot of meat in one serving.... phrasing. @archerfxx

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@allthewayshella MLB network