K_Caustic

I offer you a steady stream of sarcasm, comedy, wit and the strange and unusual...

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@NVIDIAGeForce @GearsofWar #RTXPowersPlay

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@Skatrik1 @xMBGx @BBGameStudios @JordanOloman Weird shit, like that fact that both profiles are now responding to people at the same time...

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@Skatrik1 @xMBGx @BBGameStudios @JordanOloman Could be, but they seem to have no issues replying to tweets...

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@JacksonTheBear @nothinsweethere @traecrowder @celinatruckstop is selling them on their website

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@capitalistbank 0... They'll pay someone else to change it

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Joe Pesci can we go ahead and get a response to Daniel Stern and Macaulay Culkins home alone videos?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Put that in your #rig & #vape it!

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https://t.co/Zxw4OPTMeP

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Maybe this place is another world's hell...

[Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees]

Hey baby. Wait! Don't run.
It's okay, I want to be friends.
Seriously, I -
SLASH! KILL!
(thud)

DAMN MY PREMATURE DECAPITATION!

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Nice night for a baseball game #Pulaskiyankees #calfeepark

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@bradoceans Just gotta say Bradley Steele fucking killed it at Screamers tonight, Love this guy!!! #localmusic #goodfriends #rockstar

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Well Monday we meet again...

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I am Jack's hangover...

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I want to be the kind of friend that makes you forget to look at your phone...

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I hold a deep seeded hatred and resentment for the morning... until coffee then I'm a sparkly ray of sunshine... except not really #coffee

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Go ahead and trip me, I'll fall hard and scream back injury... #workmanscomp #thestruggleisreal

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@5hannan_5mith you damn right gurl

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I swear some people wouldn't be able to tie their own shoes without help... #idiocracy #theworldisfucked