Karin Danger

The K-Dizzle screamin' atcha from Melbizzle 24 hours of mutherfunkin' lyrical wordsmithery per calendar day. Boo yah!

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Blaze Pizza is opening a new store on Freret NOLA and giving away free pizzas!! Hence my tweeting for the first time all year! @BlazePizza

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I love it when I'm in the same tweet as Tim Minchin! @cabaretfestival @timminchin @suadevoices @paulkelly @pbsfm

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Will be playing Xmas songs of all sorts by @timminchin @K_Danga @suadevoices @paulkelly on @pbsfm at 7.30pm

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Spain wins for boots alone!! #Eurovision

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Giving up clothing
That is my lifestyle choice
Nothing but bush lol

#auspol #TonyAbbott #haiku

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Trying to finish 5 eps of #TheWalkingDead by tonight!

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I really like this song and I reckon Alex's sax has more than enough personality for a duet! http://t.co/5NbHiHpkik

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Giving #PrincePhilip a knighthood is like toddling up to your stepdad with a macaroni picture and a full nappy. #AusDay

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@cabaretfestival YES!! Curse my bad timing. Happy to lend a hand from the Mississippi delta.

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@AussieTheatreCo Hey there! I'm an Aussie in the US. Great to make contact. :)

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I suspect Voldemort has cursed the position of Victorian Police Chief Commissioner. #KenLay

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Take heart. If looks were all that mattered ugly people would never get laid. & if that were true where do ugly people come from? #superwise

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You can't lose when you vote for mustard! #auspol #bestpart

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I have not tweeted for aaaaages. Still on a boat. #boat #stillonone

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"It's no fun being right all the time when you're right about things that suck." - #sisterquoteoftheday

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Life be craaaaazy!

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Where's the hay bales?

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One small step for Eurovision, one giant leap for equality! #SBSEurovision

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That oughta undo her sad... #SBSEurovision

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Azerbaijan was just Austria without a beard. #SBSEurovision