Kristen the Godmomma

Real down to Mars girl 👽 Got more juice than Box

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

This happened 11/3 ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ best day of my life

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

My phone is acting all the way up. Idk if it’s just my phone or what. I’m not getting notifications or anything. Send me snail mail. This is ridiculous

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

Man this life is rough. We should all do crafts.
Everyone should just shut up talking and make crafts!

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Someone made this using the cracks in the road markings.

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

For the people who like sparkling water… what’s your deal !?! I feel like it may be performative.

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

This was the first concert I’ve missed of Big K.R.I.T. and I’m so sad. If anybody knows him and sees this tweet tell him I love him, please. 😭
Y’all need to stream concerts for the sick & shut in 😭😭😭 I’m missing so much😢

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

Hold it! Where are my balloons on my page !?! Somebody stole my balloons ? lol

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

I have the energy of a rock ☹️
I can’t function like a person.

[v the villain @uhitsveronica]

ralph said happy fathers day

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

I had a dream about a baby boy the other night & last night I had a dream about fish. Congratulations to somebody… it ain’t me lol 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

My uncle makes Facebook post like he wears FUBU & just got out of jail last week ☹️

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

I’ve noticed that the folks on this app don’t believe or practice subject and verb agreement. Folks speak in fragments and I don’t like that.

[✨🩷✨ @StompOnYoTweets]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he like “when the hell did we get Angel Reese”

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik 😂😂😂 and you’re a real one so I know you’re not going for that

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

I hope my husband hates French toast.

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik Why not get a pancake flavored like French toast ? lol doesn’t that make sense

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@DeanteVH @ShonuffMalik Aye Deante’ Hitchcock, if this really is you. You like French Toast? Because don’t piss me off lol tell him it’s trash.

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik You right. That album was so good, I’m willing to but our differences aside.

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik Please do not bring me to a French toast place ! I will kick you lol
I don’t wanna kick you, pal

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik 😂😂😂
Lock it up in the casket ! Good riddance to French toast !

[Kristen the Godmomma @K_Due]

@ShonuffMalik Fire to french toast !!! Ol raggedy soggy bread 👎🏾