Keegan Gentle

Proud member of the Birthday Party

[Keegan Gentle @K_Gents]

The smallest ones always make the most noise

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I like Canada but the threat of boycotting Old Orchard Beach is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Real Maine Event: Maine's Team Manager Had The Cameron Crazies Losing Their Damn Minds, Needs To Be On The Roster Today https://t.co/lY9wxbGSBi

[AB @AB84]

Maybe this will help get the funds moving #CTESPN

@KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz @POTUS

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Kamala Harris: "He [Musk] has lost his privileges."
Can someone please explain to her that freedom of speech is a RIGHT, not a "privilege"?

Kamala Harris: "There has to be a responsibility placed on these social media sites to understand their power."
Translation: "If they don't police content to conform to government-approved narratives, they will be shut down."

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Stephen Colbert trying to say CNN is objective only to have his own crowd laugh at him is objectively funny.

[annie @soychotic]

Not sure what u guys are talking abt ? ? my stocks are doing just fine 😎

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

This is how I’ll wrangle the snakes in DC come January 20, 2025.

#Kennedy24

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR ZYNS

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING:

54 emails uncovered between VP Biden and Hunter's business associate, some of them aligning with his trip to Ukraine

This was Biden just 2 weeks ago:

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I’d fancy my chances Elon, 100%. I’d need to be nominated either by: at least 20 members of the Oireachtas; or at least four local authorities (AKA county councils) to run.
▪ Most (26) local authorities are county councils.
▪ There are also 3 city councils (Dublin, Galway, and Cork) and 2 councils that oversee a city and a county (Limerick and Waterford).
A process. Either way, I’d just be happy with absolute transparency and consultation to the public. Currently there is none. Not an iota. False promises come around the time of election and then it is literally straight ignorance into the face thereafter. It’s disgusting. Even opposition politics seems to me more about the attempt of gaining power vs seeking their change. If those currently in power agreed to usher in all opposition stance on change it wouldn’t even be enough. It’s power/greed, the aim. I feel if a power swap happened today, the situation would simply reverse. The same questions and requests and condemnations but only from the opposite side then. Me, I’d clean the fuckin’ dail if it meant our issues were heard and corrected and the public were consulted in these decisions. A true democracy! Among many other things, the allocation of our nations funds has been nothing short of criminal, and without an iota of consideration for the publics thinking. This is why I’d run, if I was to. To be a voice of the people that deserve to be heard. President of Ireland is a unique position to other countries but it would demand response to questioning. Dialect would be so good for us in the public. Our people feel ignored. Unheard. Until of course election time. Then the waffle begins. Hope all is well bro, congrats on the App and rebrand to X, it is flying like those rockets! 🚀

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Gavin Newsom couldn’t clean up SF for *years* for Americans here at home, yet manages to do it instantly for Xi Jinping. Funny how that works.

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

I can’t believe Trump posted this.

I love the internet😂😂😂

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

The frightening reality of American strength in one 25 second video.

We are in deep Sheeeeeet.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My pizza review got taken down by Tik tok. Isnt this the way it always works? This crazy asshole picks a fight with me and I get accused of bullying. Not my fault he was a Fatzo wearing a shirt 6 sizes to small. Now I'll get a strike against my account

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I still don't understand how there are minimum ages for office but not maximum ages. There should be both. 30 and 70. And there shouldn't be 1 honest person who disagrees with that.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr: “A government that can censor its critics has license for every atrocity… It is the beginning of totalitarianism. There's never been a time in history when we look back and the guys who were censoring people were the good guys.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whenever cops screw up we never hear end of it. Sometimes rightfully so. But let's just make sure heroic actions of @MNPDNashville is talked about just as loudly. Running without hesitation into active shooter situation is hero shit. Thanks to all officers who risked their lives.