Kay.kidesu

I have exactly two brain cells and both of them are competing for third place.

All my (re)tweets are cries for help.

[scrollcore @scrollcoretax]

@MISERABLEN0W love saying ‘can you intervene’ to someone whose job is mostly forwarding emails

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[ghummakkad chashmish⁷♡★彡 @raashberry13]

thot of the day : i hate it when security guard bhaiyas "salute" when u walk past them. i think this is a v colonial+regressive practice and ofc v classist and we need to get rid of it bec we are not above them. not at all.

[Prashant Pundir @kafkasbluebug]

having to take "permission" to protest in itself is deeply bizarre

[anya @yawnyaa]

unemployment in this country is so crazy they're beefing with anyone right now. proton, chinese people, telegram

[मूरखनाथ | مورکھناتھ @laalkanval]

Indian exceptionalism really needs to be studied because I have never seen a culture so self-centered in both their ego and their victimhood as ours.

[mitski meatrider @b071211]

grown ass man bragging about eating ONE meal a day boy i used to have an eating disorder too you not special 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

The most intellectually gifted person in my applied math masters program ended up working for the university doing research for pennies. The stupidest, vilest, ass kisser ended up in a large investment bank. This is a very common trajectory.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[turbomander @turbomander]

going up to complete strangers and saying “you don’t remember me, do you?” is free btw

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[grace @gracefishlove]

You look like you get ignored in big groups

[vanie @fruitchaaat]

indian parents hateeee watching u being an actual person they j need u to be a hollow facsimile of their own self with no thoughts and opinions that are different from theirs

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being single is so awesome because i can do whatever i want (nothing), go see whomever i want (no one), and go out whenever i want (never).