Kyle Simon

Father, CMU Alum, Federal Government Employee, Wannabe Professional Golfer, Lots of Sports Tweets

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

On This Day Darren McCarty CLINCHED The 1997 Stanley Cup with this Beauty of a Goal.

The Detroit Red Wings Swept The Philadelphia Flyers to win their 8th Cup and First in 42 years 👀

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

🪦 🐢

[Darren McCarty @DarrenMcCarty4]

🙏🔥👊❤️

[Sean @scs_real]

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago.

Yes, you are that old.

You're welcome America

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: reigning NFL MVP Matthew Stafford and the Rams reached agreement today on a one-year, $55 million extension worth up to $60 million with incentives. Stafford now has two years and up to $105 million remaining on his deal with the Rams.

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

🐙

[BarDown @BarDown]

30 years ago today, Steve Yzerman scored one of the most iconic goals in Red Wings history as he eliminated the Blues in double OT of Game 7 🚨

(H/T: @espn)

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

Say it with me kids… B… U… M…. BUM

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Game 4 vs. the Cavs was the fifth time Jalen Duren's been held to single-digit points in the playoffs.

He was held under 10 points in just six of his 70 games in the regular season.

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

Regardless of the collapse, this was FILTHY from Showtime

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Patrick Kane's 1,400th career NHL point. 🎬

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

The Detroit Red Wings miss the playoffs again… extending one of the longest playoff droughts in sports… please do something in the offseason to turn this ship around Stevie Y and company

#LGRW

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine trying to get a couple shots up after class & all of a sudden you gotta try to guard Coen Carr

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

@RobbyBerger @KingJames @PLEDGE_03 now we go

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

Gary Thorne’s call of DMac’s goal will live with me forever

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

When Darren McCarty went DEEP into his bag for this Stanley Cup Goal in 1997 🐙🏆

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

Greatest movie of all time. My absolute favorite. RIP Chris Farley

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Tommy Boy turns 31 today.

Released March 31, 1995.

Just a kid from Sandusky, Ohio.

RIP Chris Farley 🐐

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2019, Michigan State outlasted Zion and Duke in a classic #MarchMadness battle to advance to the #MFinalFour ⚔️

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

“I just caught fire, I was as hot as a pistol”

The legacy of Jason McElwain will live on forever

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

Greatest match in the history of Wrestlemania

[GrappleClips @GrappleClips]

24 years ago today:

Hulk Hogan vs The Rock

WWF WrestleMania X8
March 17, 2002

[WWE Nostalgia @WWENostalgia_]

Happy 3:16 day to all who celebrate.

Flashback to when Stone Cold returned and hit a Stunner on almost everyone in the WCW/ECW Alliance.

“HE’S WALKIN, HE’S TALKIN!”

How Jim Ross didn’t suffer a heart attack here is a miracle.

They don’t do moments like this anymore.

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

Happy 3:16 Day to all who celebrate!

Here is Steve Austin's incredible return at Backlash 2000 because it's great.

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

One of the greatest game winners in the history of sports

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Never Forget This WICKED Steve Yzerman Slapshot from the blue line in double OT to give the Red Wings a Game 7 win over the Blues in the WCSF.

[Kyle Simon @K_SimonTweets]

CAPTAIN!!! 🇺🇸

[NHL @NHL]

Dylan Larkin now holds the most overtime goals in @DetroitRedWings franchise history! 🚨

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ilia Malinin skates to “FEAR” by NF at the Winter Olympics. https://t.co/BxhxuJUwaB