It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!
Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
“Congratulations you got the job!”
“Congratulations you’re passed the test!”
“Congratulations you're admitted!”
“Congratulations you’re promoted!”
“Congratulations you are still alive!”
“Congratulations the contract is yours!”
Don't overthink it, just RT for good luck