Kris Burns

Christian, husband, father, bassist for a band that screams stuff, wielder of useless trivia, huge proponent of the Oxford comma, p

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@DBrown527 He was a very good boy despite being on the concrete for a long day yesterday! - I’m the guy in the backpack 😆

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@BrianDembo It’s not random. He was in line at like 6am this morning. You could do that too if you felt strongly enough about a motion to show up that early to make it.

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@erikthesmith Power move. 🤣

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@thesamparr Cherokee Park in Louisville - a Olmstead classic with a great running path!

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@jaredcwilson Can you show me that in the Bible?

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@Bauerpower1 My mansion is 68 at night

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@hershaelyork Ryan Fullerton has everyone stand up and do a 30 second stretch break 🤣. It’s happened probably 5-6 times over the 12 years I’ve been there.

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@Bauerpower1 Most of the exhibits are in the AC!

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@MorningBrew @WLKYJulie I live in Louisville…and this is just another day on I-71 🤣

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@kaydubby20 After I sent this, Emily told me she had a dream with you guys in it last night. Y’all were all at Great Wolf Lodge and you were hanging out in the wave pool 9 months pregnant 🤣

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@JoWiKi @SWBTS But basic professionalism rightly demands that you don’t make a stink of it. It’s the name of the game. You find a way to cope with it and move on. And every business I know would let you go for launching a significant side hustle and publicizing it…

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@JoWiKi @SWBTS Was just telling a friend…what is with with SBC institution employees and feeling like a separation of employment is an opportunity to air their grievances? I work in fortune 50 and people get laid off all the time…it sucks…

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@mattydoom If there’s a bass made for using dead-as-a-brick strings, it’s a p-bass. See: Steve Harris. Not dead…but flat wounds. Basically the same thing 😜 Side note - always been a huge fan of your playing in HIL. Been a fan since I Am Hollywood, loved your playing from day 1!

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@Bauerpower1 Also, I see your dad cred and raise you “blowing leaves off my deck with a blower in one hand and a baby in the other.”

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@Bauerpower1 Nice. I mowed a lady’s yard from our congregation today. Was gratefully paid in homemade biscuits and bacon!

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@MorningBrew “Say Nothing”, which I learned about via @MorningBrew

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@Bauerpower1 After that water bill comes in…

[Kris Burns @K_burnsonfire]

@erikthesmith