heyKellyO

writer, tumbleweed 🌱 yogibear. Currently making things in #YYZ zzz

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Hey @McDonalds ! What happened to all day breakfast. Hash browns taste best after 11.

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

I can’t stand inheriting someone’s time debt.

“We have to get this out by Friday!” - ok why didn’t you contact me 3 weeks ago then?

I’m not taking on stress for your arbitrary deadline I didn’t know about until this request.

treat time as valuable as money.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@fransaraco 💌💌💌 there are no words, Fran. Sending love and germ free hugs always.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@fransaraco 😭🥰🥰🥰 sending all my love Fran. Let’s eat sandwiches in the park when the sun comes back pls.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Agency Announces "Really Fun" Zoom Holiday Party

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Switching back to standard iPhone headphones after wearing nothing but AirPods.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

I was alone in Cambodia when covid was declared a pandemic. I left a piece of my heart in this exact spot.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@fransaraco Love you still 🥰

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@rmathewfields I wouldn’t.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Brief timing: "As soon as humanly possible :) "
We've reached a new level of sweatshop mentality.
The emoji at the end was rather unnecessary and anxiety inducing.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Are we still tweeting?

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Hahaha. Guess we’ll see ya next time we’re stranded. 🙋🏼‍♀️

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@RyanHaarer @united Six bags of pretzels but still no beers.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@united UA 1941. Thought we’d make our connection but slid off the runway instead ✈️ ⛄️ Complimentary beverage? 🍻 #whoneedspretzels

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@united UA 1941. After a lengttttthy delay it was very nice running into this mean mugger. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🍬

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@united p.s. your flight attendants are kinda mean. Get it together.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

@united UA 1941, after a two hour delay and a missed connection you’d think it’d be ok for the guy next to me to sit in one of the five empty rows ahead. #exitrowisempty #werealldead #upgradeyourhumanity

[Marcus Romer @MarcusRomer]

The Creative Process
1. This is awesome
2. This is tricky
3. This is shit
4. I am shit
5. This might be ok
6. This is awesome

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

Dear Toronto, please sign this. Let's set a higher bar for our safety. And the safety of those we love most.

[heyKellyO @K_oh]

It's 2018 and you are exactly where you need to be. Breathe.