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@TendoDaisy @_papawere Hahaha now i understand your point

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@TendoDaisy @_papawere She looks satisfied already

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@DJMAGICTOUCHUG1 @GalaxyFMUg @GalaxyTVUg @djtrizzyvybz @RealKenie_ @StMarysKitende Wesudiya naye ate gwewatambude naye Dj Trizzy mulabe dduka 😂😂 amazima gasigaze ku mutima

[kasiisa @KaCSah1]

@ChrisExcel102 Lets wait and see whether this new guy can play football

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@CrystoPanda Your so brave to be talking like that now

[kasiisa @KaCSah1]

@elonmusk Am surprised your parents are alive and have witnessed you turn into a trillionaire. This is so wonderful

[kasiisa @KaCSah1]

@Iam_4kas 😂😂 match canceled

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there...

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.

“Stupid American doctors, always want to amputate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself!”

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@AllanSseky Naye kiyaye gwe olemezamu 😂😂

[kasiisa @KaCSah1]

@CrystoPanda Oyo yali superstar. Nga atuka ku buzz teens awards nagamba abawala bagabe omunyigo, awo dj slick stuart & roja nebatabula endogo awo nolaba kyebayita omunyigo nga tulinga abali e Jamaica 😂😂

[MAKANAKI @blackbhoy_]

AT SCHOOL

White students; Fvck I lost my pen.

Black students; Nice one, Game don start, everybody pen go disappear for this class😂😂😂

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@CrystoPanda Am surprised he speaks good english while amapiano songs are otherwise

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@CrystoPanda Tuba tubawonye

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The world doesn’t reward you when you do your best, the world rewards you when you just “do”

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@KomugishaPeace Hahaha 😂 😂

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@_papawere Ate okubyeyo kino ekibozi 😂😂

[99 Majik @99Majik]

“The cost of procrastination is the life you could have lived” - Ray

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Envy no man because for whatever you see, a price was paid.