K A M O

just some guy / MTESOL

[K A M O @KaMontSan]

“If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you’re bulletproof.” @rickygervais

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Forty years ago, nobody carried water everywhere. You left the house at 8 AM with absolutely no hydration strategy whatsoever.

Somehow you survived until dinner without a 40-ounce emotional-support tumbler.

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

When I was a kid my parents didn’t read 900 reviews before buying a toaster. They saw one at Sears, liked the price and brought it home.

That toaster then survived long enough to become part of my inheritance.

[D @Durden]

A Thanos le tocó el Liverpool 2019 de los Avengers y a Dr Doom le va a tocar el Fenerbahçe de los super-héroes.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[Doge Van @ballsdeepindoge]

Sometimes having a dog is just two best friends wandering around the house checking what the other one is doing.

[Jorge Álvarez Camacho @JorgeAlvarezCa]

Cuando mejoras, incomodas.
Cuando pones límites, molestas.
Cuando dejas de estar disponible, decepcionas.
Es normal. Sigue creciendo.

[juan @sizzzas]

cuando era profesor particular de ingles le daba clases a una niña como de 8 años

un dia la actividad era describir a la familia y me va diciendo dizq “mi mamá y mi papá se quieren divorciar”

y yo “in english pls”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist once told me “since you’re a good person, sometimes people will be mean to you because you’re a reflection of what they can't be” wow just wow

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

memorising phone numbers is a forgotten art

[monos estocásticos @monospodcast]

El incidente de OpenAI no fue como nos lo habían contado, sino aún peor

[Indirectas @IndirectasHQ]

La vida corporativa te enseñará que conocer el trabajo es solo la mitad de la batalla. La verdadera habilidad es mantener la calma en las reuniones, leer la situación, manejar el ego, recibir retroalimentación vaga y no responder correos con tus
verdaderos pensamientos.

[Tincho ⚜️🇦🇷 @FacuPsz]

Los hombres sin dinero y las mujeres sin belleza, saben como es el mundo real.
Fiódor Dostoyevski.

[cartonero @flanchota]

saliendo de la oficina rápido antes de que me pidan algo mas

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I watched my cat spend 10 minutes hunting a fly and thought, "It takes so little to make her happy."
Then I realized I'd spent those same 10 minutes just watching her. Maybe we're not that different.

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

why would you pray to the same god that caused the tragedy?

[Joha @OtraEmpanada]

Mi perro no es mi hijo eso me queda claro, pero tu hijo no es mi hijo, así que no es más importante que mi perro.

Yo decido que ser vivo es más importante para mí.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

people who introduce you to new ways of thinking & new ways of seeing life are very important.