Kati

📍Bremen | 24 |

[laura @__lkh]

Hating girls ain’t happy & happy girls ain’t hating. The end.

[Vex King @VexKing]

Those that try to lower your confidence have the loudest insecurities.

[Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira]

Wie geil kann eine Stadt sein?

[Imre Grimm @ImreGrimm]

Ladies & Gentlemen — die vier apokalyptischen Reiter der deutschen Politik.

@MartinSonneborn @rezomusik @janboehm @nicosemsrott

[3Plusss @3Plusss]

immer wasser trinken & skeptisch bleiben

[ZDF heute-show @heuteshow]

#Containern bleibt verboten.
Wer Müll essen will, soll sich was von #Nestlé kaufen.

[WEEKEND @FANSGESUCHT]

Ganz natürlicher Temperaturfall von 16 Grad na klar die migräne freut sich übel

[Kati @Kaati_dabch]

@NetflixDE „How to sell my love” 🤔😂

[3Plusss @3Plusss]

"du bist zu jung, planlos, du bist bezahlt, du stehst unter einfluss, du lässt dich aufstacheln, du machst es dir zu einfach."
man könnte fast meinen die jeweiligen politiker sind alt, planlos, bezahlt, stehen unter einfluss, lassen sich aufstacheln und machen es sich zu einfach.

[3Plusss @3Plusss]

immer wenn ein junger mensch anfängt sich für politik zu interessieren kommt irgendein groko abgeordneter und sagt hör auf damit

[ADAM GAY @spinnerellas]

find the android user:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is that 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼.

[Tua @bigtua]

Ich spring von
Kaffee zu Kaffee zu Kaffee

[Lauren Bravo 🚨 PROBABLY NOTHING IS OUT NOW 🚨 @laurenbravo]

Last night my boyfriend pulled the old "go to the window!" phone call trope from films. Except when I looked out it wasn't a full moon or shooting star or a huge bunch of flowers, it was him in his work hi-vis jacket eating a kebab.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

In Trump's World:
Obama: Kenyan
LeBron James: dumb
Don Lemon: dumb
Maxine Waters: low IQ
black countries: shitholes
black athletes: SOBs
Black tenants: unwelcome
Black workers: lazy
Central Park 5: guilty
Mexicans: rapists
Muslims: terrorists
Indians: fake
Nazis: very fine people

[Diane Dimmadome🐎 @knyadwny]

“Can I have your number?”

Nah

“Why not tho?”

Cuz I dont want to

“Okay but do you have a bf?”

No

“Then what’s the problem?”

I just dont wanna give you my #. I don’t know you.

“Well you can get to know me if you gimme your #”

I don’t wanna know u son

“How u know that if—“

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

remember how Hillary freaked the fuck out and had a twitter meltdown because she was called to testify about Benghazi? of course you don't. she sat and calmly answered questions for eleven hours, because she hadn't done anything wrong and she's not a whiny-ass bloated man-child

[Kati @Kaati_dabch]

@danimansuttii Omg do it! 😍

[Sidney @sphude]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
invite friends to things even
if we already know they can’t
go because it makes them
feel loved and included<3
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[Saleem @sn1____]

Okay Snapchat I get it, this time last year I was happy, shut the fuck up.