Kaaya

.FirstNeverFollows.

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[Esperme @Espertma_]

"Los africanos mostraron más hambre"

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

IM NOT LEAVING @premierleague 👑

#shameless

[cartonero @flanchota]

me hice 5 huevos: 3 para mí y 2 para la sartén

[Cristian @MMASINLIMITES]

Tchouameni o Jon Jones?
Que barbaridad 😂

▶️ Creado por: @Nabilidosoo y @pabloprompt

[Ogundipe, Esq. @The_Ogundipe]

When a lawyer realises that the strong case against his client is statute barred:

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Niggas be like "that's not realistic" as if the entire universe isn't a living miracle beyond human comprehension

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

*procedo a aparcar mi coche en el mayor hueco jamás visto*

un vagabundo de la nada:

[BFrog @BFrog__]

el piloto: "solo quedan 10 paracaídas y somos 9 personas"

yo todo un héroe con déficit de atención:

[Villa @viilla_]

La sal no entra en el menú, pero cuando falta, lo sientes.

[Sunday Memba @Fokhobi]

https://t.co/2XWdlVOLfs

[Sunday Memba @Fokhobi]

For a long time, we have known what must be done.

Soon, we will confer a heavy sceptre upon those who will lead the LSK.

We must have people who are more than themselves and willing to serve with good manners.

I offer myself.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Nothing hurts more than losing a final you already paid for

[Sunday Memba @Fokhobi]

If entrusted with responsibility, I would seek to contribute to an LSK that values intellectual engagement, principled advocacy, and long-term institutional strengthening.

[Ogundipe, Esq. @The_Ogundipe]

“The matter of a Lawyer’s professional fee is a private one between him and his client. It should not be the the subject of scrutiny or criticism. The fees charged by a lawyer are often an indication of his own perception of his self worth, experience and exposure. In most cases, Lawyers who have poor self image often charge low fees in the hope of attracting more clients. But such lawyers end up losing the respect of clients who usually consider poor fees as evidence of failure, incompetence and lack of self-confidence.” - Hon. Justice Kayode Eṣo, JSC (as he then was).

[Bruno Bimbi @bbimbi]

Si nunca te sentaste a conversar con alguno de los millones de venezolanos que están en el exilio, nunca vas a entender esto. Que la arrogancia intelectual no te desconecte de la vida real de tanta gente de carne y hueso.

[DAN @GordoDan_]

Acá unos datitos de Venezuela, por un venezolano

[Alerta Mundial @AlertaMundoNews]

🇵🇷🇻🇪🇺🇸 | Momento en que una madre y su hijo venezolanos irrumpen valientemente en una manifestación de izquierda en San Juan, Puerto Rico, realizada en defensa de Nicolás Maduro.

Entre los manifestantes pro-Maduro no había ni un solo venezolano.

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

- "A quienes dicen que a Estados Unidos solamente le interesa el petróleo, a esas personas les pregunto: ¿Qué creen que querían los rusos y los chinos? ¿La receta de las arepas?"

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJ, se pasó.