Relebohile Joseph Kabelo

Writer | Brand Strategist | Salesman | Humanities Graduate.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

#Moneymonday

How to trade stocks (shares) & bonds with The Central Bank of Lesotho.

[THREAD]

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Nobody’s boyfriend
Nobody’s first choice
Nobody’s best friend
Nobody’s favorite
Nobody’s anything

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

Of course it's a goat. Birds don't have beaks.

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Wait… what? 😳

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

Tomato

[King Teezy @Teezy_Promking]

Gun pointed to your head, name a cloud that you know..

[Oluwatobi @_tobyblush]

To be a masters degree holder.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

After that, clear all witnesses by causing an accident to the train.

[Trolling.Canuck @TrollingCanuck]

That's better 👍🏻

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

MA African History.

[Sammy-Academic Consultant @sammykaranja123]

Mention the master's program you are pursuing and I'll suggest professional certifications you can consider after graduation.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

How is it a "re"-search if you aren't searching for what has already been searched before.

[BUKOLA @WithBukky]

Can a research topic have no existing literature?

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

@Letsabisa0210 Happy Birthday ausi🎊

[Ifeoluwa @Ifeoluwa_A_]

“We cannot claim to want equality and still subscribe to chivalry”

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

The funniest part of the sex strike is that feminism has already spent decades arguing that women don't owe men sex. This is basically volunteering to prove their point. 😭💎

[The Hellenist ☀️ @The_Hellenist]

Men must go on sex strike.

Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.

Feminist women are undeserving of love.

Men must therefore go on sex strike.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

So one of my modules at school has to do with decoloniality, and consequently I've been reading these hard texts. In my lecturer's words "libuka tsa bashana ba tibisitseng kepi."

This is my opportunity to go and boast my knowledge as a Master's student.😭💎

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

I'm definitely showing up.

[🛖 @tsebophakisi]

Sememo ke seo!

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

If I get a minimum of 80% on this assignment, I will start a business that ethically helps students with their assignments.

Since I support myself financially and currently have no stable income maybe this could help.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

bro literally said nothing😭actually, he made matters worse.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

@Smongana Where can I find the full details?

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

Idk man, choosing to continue with academia makes me a masochist. I shouldn't have applied in the first place.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

@nthabimua 🧎🏽

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

Okay, y'all need to hear me out, Rebecca Ferguson.

[Relebohile Joseph Kabelo @kabelo_rele]

@nthabimua Yes🧎🏽