As someone with social anxiety, I find it hard to blend in with new people. It takes a while and they might think I’m a snob, prideful or just not friendly. So this is going to be my worst-case scenario.
First day as a 9-5er and omooo! Una dey try ooo.
And bruhhh, the adjustment is not even funny.
And can we talk about the awkwardness that comes with being the new person at work? Everybody knows everybody, everybody has their own gist, inside jokes and stories, except you.😭😂😂
Some ladies need to understand that there are certain clothes you don’t wear to certain events or occasions. Why’re your boobs all over the place when it’s not a clubhouse?
Some of you are not even comfortable walking around or having cameras on you cos you know very well the outfit is an embarrassing sight.
Indecent dressing makes you look tacky. It’s not the flex you think it is.
Sew your asoebi properly and stop being a public nuisance.
And I hope no man comes to start saying how he loved her former body. If you want big breasts so bad, go get some for your sisters at home or do it for yourself.
Some ladies need to understand that there are certain clothes you don’t wear to certain events or occasions. Why’re your boobs all over the place when it’s not a clubhouse?
Some of you are not even comfortable walking around or having cameras on you cos you know very well the outfit is an embarrassing sight.
Indecent dressing makes you look tacky. It’s not the flex you think it is.
Sew your asoebi properly and stop being a public nuisance.
And I hope no man comes to start saying how he loved her former body. If you want big breasts so bad, go get some for your sisters at home or do it for yourself.
One of the fastest ways to solve overcrowding in Lagos is to allow corps members to serve within their own regions.
Stop turning NYSC into a one-way ticket to Lagos, let graduates build their own local economies first.
I know it won’t stop people from migrating to Lagos completely, but most people who had no prior intention are mostly gingered to migrate by NYSC.
Aside my personal aspirations,
A Peter Obi win in the 2027 presidential elections will be one of the biggest win of my life.
A new Nigeria is Possible.
Vote NDC ✌️
Vote Peter Obi for President.
Tinubu’s campaign should be an opportunity to show Nigerians what he has achieved, not recycle old promises.
If we allow the same people to force another 4 years on us, the suffering could reach a point where we might eventually start eating ourselves.