k@bidan

Arsenal Fc ,Football lover ⚽️,COYG

[DUPE JAY @bigdupejay]

Charles inojie and Mr Ibu don go Lagos😂

[God’s son 💗 @Mrbeewang]

Enough is not being said about how Muslims and Christians live in perfect harmony in Cameroon . We even have the same bad habits . 🤣

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

Majority of women 30+ have performative sex like mad.

I met one in my former area, we got talking but she’s never been to my side

The first day she came to my house, we started talking, mama started telling me she wants something serious. She doesn’t wanna waste her time, kini kan kini kan.

Me sef tell her say me sef need something serious too, say girls don break my heart tire. I tell her say I actually dey wary of women cos I no too trust them cos of wetin them don do me

The kind fuck we fuck that night!! Blood of Jesus!!

For the first time in my life, woman dey teach me how to fuck 😂😂😂😂😂

But deep down, I know say na for the moment cos I mean, it will actually be stupid for Chelsea to wanna make Nicholas anelka a club legend.

[AI @nonewthing]

Incest lineups is what is killing Arsenal’s attack.

Mikel either selects an attack that is all speed or no speed at all. No in-betweens, no balance. It’s either rondo ball or the Iraqi invasion.

[FTBL_Planet @FTBL_Planet]

When Kevin Keegan retired from football in 1984, he moved to Spain with his family and disappeared from the game almost completely.

He played so much golf that his daughters barely associated him with football at all.

“For years my daughters thought I was a professional golfer.”

“They didn’t realise I had anything to do with football.”

Keegan was happy with that life.

“I had no intention to get back into football.”

“Until one day, early in 1992, when out of the blue I received a call from the Newcastle chairman Sir John Hall.”

Newcastle were next to bottom of the old Second Division, around £6million in debt and in real danger of dropping into the third tier for the first time in their history.

Hall did not waste much time trying to sell the job.

“The two people who can save Newcastle are talking right now.”

“You have got the passion, and I have got the money.”

Keegan had spent years saying no to football jobs.

This one was different.

He had finished his playing career at Newcastle, understood what the club meant to the city and liked the fact that almost everything needed fixing.

“I wanted to take a sick club and make it better.”

“I wanted to be a football doctor.”

When Keegan arrived back at St James’ Park in February 1992, he quickly discovered just how sick the patient was.

The first time he went to the training ground at Benwell, Terry McDermott summed it up for him.

“S*** hole.”

The dressing rooms, gym, baths and showers were filthy.

There was no washing machine, so players were taking their own kit home to clean it.

The club was also saving money by travelling to away games on the day rather than putting the players in hotels the night before.

“The players didn’t feel valued.”

Keegan decided that had to change before he even started worrying about tactics.

He spent around £6,000 of his own money on the training ground.

The place was fumigated, cleaned from top to bottom and repainted over one weekend.

Keegan simply wanted the players to walk into work and feel like professional footballers again.

“Soon the players began to train and play with a sense of pride again.”

Then he actually watched them train.

Keegan had been away from football for seven years and barely knew the players in the Second Division.

After the first session, he pulled McDermott aside.

“Wow, they are not that good.”

Keegan later joked that despite both of them being in their forties and having been retired for years, he and McDermott still looked like two of the better players in the five-a-sides.

His first deal was only until the end of the season.

Sir John Hall had offered him three years, but Keegan did not see the point.

If Newcastle went down, he did not want to be tied to a long contract.

So he took a basic wage for the final three months, with the money doubled if he kept them up.

Newcastle survived.

They confirmed it on the final day with victory at Leicester and finished four points clear of the relegation places.

Keegan had only been back in football for a few months.

He had inherited a club heading towards the third tier, cleaned the training ground with his own money, rebuilt the players’ pride and kept Newcastle alive.

Then he made one thing clear.

“This club should never put the supporters and the good name of Newcastle United in that position again.”

Within a year, Newcastle were promoted to the Premier League as champions.

Within four, Keegan had them challenging for the title.
#football

[funny_kante @funny_kante]

Anger management vs anger management

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

One video billions of WhatsApp stickers😂❤️

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

Harry Kane.

Such a special footballer. The way he understands football and how he lives it. His contextual excellence and how he applies himself in every moment. I can't ever get enough of watching him and I was a staunch opposition at the beginning, wearing my Arsenal garb at the time and failing to see the incredible footballer he was growing into.

It didn't take long before he got that respect. Even in the moments he doesn't seem up to it, you still see the inkling of his quality, and he's just overall a great guy. You can tell from how he says the things he says. He’ll be a brilliant pundit after football too.

He won’t be one of those guys who’ll find joy in slating players. I just love the footballer.

[Football Replays @FCReplays]

Prime Ronaldinho had the BEST skills

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How often do I make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

John Cena explains how wrestlers can spend so much time being their characters that they forget how to turn them off.

Then we discussed two guys in their underwear doing stunts. 😂

Full episode on my YouTube.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

SHORTCUT: The first blow job was in 1995.

SABINUS: Good. Correct.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“This Is What Nigerians Call Luxury? 👀 No Privacy At All! The Craftsmanship Is Extremely Poor, And The Finishing Is Beyond Terrible. 😩” ~ An American Real Estate Expert Inspects a $1.2 Million Luxury Home In Lagos, And His Brutally Honest Assessment Is Something Many Lagos Property Developers May Not Want To Hear!

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

This is mama nosa Rex 😂

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

Since the first interview when he prestented his blueprint for healing Arsenal, I was convinced. Those words connected with me, and the more I heard other professional talk about him, the more I believed.

The most important person in our club. By far ❤️
https://t.co/1qWMDNfOTw

[DUPE JAY @bigdupejay]

This old nollywood scene is very funny😂😂

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Forward together.

Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Umtiti Jr. vs India

Joga Feito. 🌟

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇳🇬🤩 When a 18-year-old Kelechi Iheanacho scored a 90th minute winner for Manchester City against Crystal Palace! Today, he turns 30! ✅✨

[Kyama ⚽ @ElijahKyama_]

Arsene Wenger on Arsenal's money situation: "We're blocked, we could only spend 50% of turn over on wages. We had to sell our best players"

Then Manchester City were inflating revenue upto £900m to build a team & win on the pitch under Pep Guardiola & co.