- Half the country is inhaling lungfulls of smoke.
- The sky looks like an orange apocalyptic hellscape.
- Texas is flooding.
- People are getting explosive diarrhea from eating salad.
- Screwworms are eating the cows.
- Big oil companies are now drilling on protected land......
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.
Hot take but I think psychiatrists should order a full hormone panel before diagnosing mental health conditions and putting people on psych meds after one session.
Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.
Signed,
An epidemiologist
Anytime I tell my mum that it's too late for us to be besties she starts to crash out. Like she literally has no recollection of how mean and unapproachable she use to be.
In her head, she was and has always been mother of the year. Girl bfr.