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I'm stupid. I say stupid things. I rarely tweet, and when I do it's nasty. You don't want my nasty tweets.

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Did 2 truths and a lie at work and one of them was that Ellen Degeneres follows me. Truth. I have 20 followers and she is one? Apparently Gabriel iglesias too… X is weird lol.

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I still think @EddieElectra is the most comfortable chair I’ve ever sat upon 😂😂😂 throwing it so far back that I’m gonna need a neck brace

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When you log in to twitter for the first time in centuries, and some of your old friends are posting uncensored adverts for their new onlyfans careers. WELL. I CAN SEE YOU ATE YOUR WHEATIES THIS MORNING, SIR.

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Next time you’re here @IndiaMorgue . (Watch the whole thing lol)

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@IndiaMorgue Famous last words 😂

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I may be sick, but apparently not sick enough to avoid smelling my child’s farts….

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While this may have been while working at a nursing home, it could easily be one of my realtors a decade later too 😂😂

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#quoteoftheday "get that shit away from me before I punch you in the ass!" in response to, wait for it.... Beef and barley soup.

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The fastest way to wake the baby up is for me to lay down to rest.

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Sometimes I wish I had more hands so I could flip more people off simultaneously in my office :)

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Ya know.. I'm not perfect. And even though we are friends, I'm not always going to like YOUR friends. I like you, that's what should matter.

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What can I say, it's wine in a bag. We used to beg for change as teenagers and buy these ... https://t.co/naQ3BzcI2k

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Coffee bean is my main squeeze, but Starbucks gets the job done. I love the option of ski... https://t.co/NMSaesRzf7

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I am LOVING this app haha. I just unlocked the Newbie Badge badge on https://t.co/AnoXTpkSjh! https://t.co/eUCme8wTQf

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Tooooo many sushi references on tv and now I'm fiending

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@chef_a_park I was very sad that she wasn't my server last Friday :(

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Can't tell if the days are getting shorter or if we are just leaving daycare later and later

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I am so sweaty and sick that I wish I could just take off all my clothes in the bathroom stall :(

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Hearing "I can't pay my bills" and "leaving work early to get my hair done" in the same day makes me >:-(

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I can't help that it makes me sick that someone I know would rather get rid of their dog than put up a fence...

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Mom in law keeps telling me how sister in law lost all her pregnancy weight. Cuz I'm still fat. Even though I'm 25lbs lighter than b4 baby.