When ppl be talking about they need a break from their kids… I be quiet. Man let them kids text me and say “Mom I hope you’re having a great time….I miss you” guess where I’m going? HOMEEEEEE!!!
Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.