jackie

cute little puff pastry full of thumb tacks

[Julie @syswarren]

free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity

[jackie @Kackie16]

@wrenmcdaniel Until TS is the headliner

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[jackie @Kackie16]

@Shanaynaymayne Literally any time I make an appointment of any kind

[jackie @Kackie16]

@dibily_dob Is that not normal?

[jackie @Kackie16]

@WryQuip For real lady bugs suck… we need a recount.

[jackie @Kackie16]

Babybel is just adult string cheese

[jackie @Kackie16]

@kat_shaff Yes! I always say I’m an extroverted introvert!😂

[jackie @Kackie16]

@brookiesworld Same… except I miss you and Cori 😢

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

why have a baby when u can have a puppy

[no one @_mindofaloner]

i do everything for everyone except keep them around

[jackie @Kackie16]

@brookiesworld You just have nice hips 😍

[jackie @Kackie16]

@brookiesworld You definitely aren’t overweight.

[jackie @Kackie16]

The worst part of “being an adult” is trying to figure out/deal with health insurance

[jackie @Kackie16]

@brookiesworld 🥺🥺🥺

[jackie @Kackie16]

THIS GETS MORE TRUE EVERY YEAR

[abigail @HonestyTonic]

decorating for christmas this early is thanksgiving erasure and i won’t stand for it

[jackie @Kackie16]

@brookiesworld I RELATE