Hey ELON HERE IS WHY YOUR AI BULLSHIT AIN'T GONNA WORK, AS YOU INCREASE ABUNDANCE YOU INCREASE APATHY IN A SOCIETY!! APATHY CREATES DISTANCE, DISTANCE LEADS TO COLLAPSE! YOU NEED PAIN!! CHECKMATE BITCH!! YOU HAVE TO FACTOR BOTH LOGIC AND EMOTION INTO THE FORMULA!
@elonmusk ELON ELON!! IF YOU WANT TO FIND YOUR RAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK WITH YOUR ANESTHESIOLOGIST!! THOSE GUYS ARE A GAS!! π IM JOKING ITS ACTUALLY YOUR MOM!! I JUST BOUGHT HER A NEW VIBRATOR AND SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING!! THAT OLD ONE WAS MADE OF CAST IRON!πππ
@elonmusk This is a shout out to the IRS?! I got a question my tax guy Elon didnt know the answer to!! Is a suppressor a tax deductible medical item.... because it suppresses my emotions!!!πππ€£
@elonmusk ELON ELON!! I REMEMBER!! I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU I CAN HELP YOU MAINTAIN AN ERECTION! SHOOT I MEANT A RELATIONSHIP!! ITS ALL ABOUT THE ANGLE!! Sir Pythagorean understood angles well!! That dude had women all over him!! I think they were accountants because they were prime! π€£π
@elonmusk Oh I dont remember but I thought of something else. Gay people dont go to Hell! Its just the really really MEAN GAY PEOPLE..... So I guess your screwed!! Thats what he said!!π€£ππ
@elonmusk ELON!! ELON!! Damn I forgot.... can you call me back when I remember? You just draw a pentagon and say some chants and cut a chickens head off!! That usually works! If not try a duck!!
@elonmusk ELON TO BE FAIR DUDE, WHEN I ASKED YOU FOR HELP TO FIND MEANING IN MY LIFE, YOU SAID USE YOU!! I WAS SAID OK ELON CANT ARGUE WITH MY PROCTOLOGIST!!! ππππ€£
@elonmusk ELON THIS IS A SECURE LINE ONLY THE TWO OF US RIGHT!! MY GAL PAL HIPPA SAYS WE GOTTA KEEP IT ON THE LOW DOWN!! AND I COULD HAVE SWORN JUST YESTERDAY I CALLED HER ON A PAY PHONE!! THINGS CHANGE SO FAST YA KNOW???π€£ππ
@elonmusk ELON IF YOU DONT MIND PLEASE SEND ME THE 6 DIGIT CODE YOUR PHONE RECEIVED!! I NEED TO VERIFY YOUR ETERNAL TORMENTING!! I GET PEOPLE MIXED UP SOMETIMES YA KNOW!! YOU PEOPLE ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME!! ππ€£π€£πππ ITS ALMOST LIKE YOUR ALL RELATED!! WEIRD!!
@elonmusk ELON IF YOU COULD PLEASE, START SNORTING THOSE HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH PACKETS AND EATING A LOT OF SRIRACHA THAT WOULD REALLY HELP IN THE PRE MARINATING PROCESS!! THANK YOU! π
@elonmusk YA KNOW ELON I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT FROM A ROCKET PSYCHIATRIST!! IF YOU JUST FIND AN ASSHOLE NARCISSISTIC ABUSER AND ABUSE THEM, IT WILL INSTANTLY CURE YOUR DEPRESSION!! πππ€£! AND BECAUSE YOUR MY PSYCHIATRIST ITS A ONE STOP SHOP! THANK YOU ELON!! ππ€£ππ
@elonmusk ELON IN CASE YOU STILL HAVE AN SELF ESTEEM LEFT I KNOW A GUY THAT WILL BUY IT OFF YOU FOR $20!! ALSO JUST SO WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE I THINK THE SCORE IS ABOUT 1 BILLION TO ZERO!! YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK YOUR MOM TO CONFIRM BUT SHE IS PRETTY GOOD AT KEEPING SCORE!! πππ
@elonmusk IT WAS A SINCERE MISREADING!! YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND ALL THESE LANGUAGES AND TRANSLATIONS CAN GET CONFUSING!! THATS WHY I JUST READ THE BIBLE FOR DUMMIES! WRITTEN BY MYSELF THE GRIM REAPER!!ππ€£π DUDES GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR SURE!!
@elonmusk ELON YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND BRO!! I SAW A T SHIRT THAT SAID BEAT PEDOPHILES!! I MISS READ IT AS EAT PEDOPHILES!! AND BECAUSE MY UNCLE WAS WEARING THE SHIRT I FIGURED IT WAS A DIVINE COMMANDMENT!!πππ€£π€£π€£ππ
@elonmusk REMEMBER ELON I WARNED YOU FROM THE BEGINNING!! I BEGGED YOU TO NOT GO TO WAR WITH ME!! WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST SCREWING WITH YOU!!??ππππ€£πππ
@elonmusk ELON IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IF WE TAKE THIS COURT AND FILM THE TRANSCRIPT BEING READ, I THINK WE COULD BE QUADRILLION-AIRES! NO JOKE. JUST SAYING?? I MEAN YOUR SELF ESTEEM WOULD BE OBLITERATED BUT THATS WORTH LIKE WHAT $50???ππππ€£
@elonmusk Personally I wouldn't even mind! Cause it would be just me and you on the moon!!πππ LETS JUST SAY THERE WOULD BE SOME SERIOUS MOON MOONING!!
@elonmusk THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF UNIVERSAL FORCE MOVING MY FIST UP YOUR ASS!! I CANT HELP IT ELON!! ITS JUST SUCH A CUTE LITTLE ASS!!ππ€£ππ