Danny BroFlex

Misery loves company, and I’m that company.

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

If anyone tells your ideas are silly, just remember there's a millionaire walking around who invented the pool noodle

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Always try to find the blue sky. ☀️ #calvinandhobbes

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

#YNWA

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

“I don’t drink to drown sorrows... those fuckers are buoyant.” - @FeitsBarstool, 2020.

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

YES ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[opi x @opitersia]

I’m never satisfied with the amount of prawns in seafood dishes

[WWE @WWE]

"YO, MANDY ... I DID IT!"

@otiswwe = Mr. #MITB!!!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Stand in line cocksucker...... I got problems too

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Count your blessings.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

say whatcha want about onlyfans but i just moved into my dream house at 22 💚

[VindogUnleashed @Vindog56]

My wife’s trying to keep me fit so she buys me fat-free milk. I add cream to it. Who’s winning that game?

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

@Vindog56 is my favorite twitter account by far

[Andrew Beecher @andrew_beecher]

Wow. This is Buffalo, NY today where the city’s namesake has returned for the first time since 1813. The earth is healing, we are the virus

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

Some of my favorite memories are of me and my brothers doing this kind of thing, let the kids play😂

[LiquidGoldHairGrowth.com @_Akeenabeena]

I would loose my shit as a parent 😳😭

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

@stillsweatshirt

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Ass Hornet’s

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Scott Perunovich has agreed to terms on a two-year entry level contract with the #stlblues. https://t.co/oK7jB2kdu3

[James @CaucasianJames]

the simpsons movie premiering when i was in middle school was such a blessing. spider pig united the entire school

[Danny BroFlex @KadeWalpole]

We have had more business the last two days than we did the entire week before. What about “stay home” are we not getting??