Kade Kloberdanz

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[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

I can't wait til things catch up with these douchers from school
ClassReunion update:"You look like Zoidburg if he came out of his shell".

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Deja poo..... The feeling that you've heard this crap before

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

I know I've made bad decisions,
But truth is...I'm always late and all the good decisions are already taken.

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

"I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt, I can't compete with that stuff."

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@guardianlife You could finish starting it?

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Man, humans are some crazy individuals. They out here having bad reactions to peanuts, gluten,
and facts.

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@IdaNutter3 Hi 🤗

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

"Baby, pull me closer
In the bathtub with a toaster.."

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Virgin airlines ayee? Who wants to fly on a plane that doesn't go all the way?
#1stWorldStruggles

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@Love_Quotes51 it's never easy to see the Pizza Guy leave...Ugh..The feelzR4Realzz

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Don't give up on your dreams..
Keep sleeping😴

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

When I wrap gifts myself, I tell everyone a child did it so it's adorable instead of pathetic.

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@babetext Enflaming the roof of ur mouth on a hot pocket is pretty rough too. #MondayBlues

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie Because I feel more badass.

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@emmaguentherr Middle school was a simpler time for us all...😌

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

@NatalieAbrams @katjetson Cuz when isn't that a good idea?☠😋👍
#ImADeadmeme

[Kade Kloberdanz @KaderAid2]

I feel as if my existence is fading..some days I'm afro man and others I'm about as present as Vin Diesel's hairline