Javed Sahab (Parody)

I apologise to all SRKians on behalf of my son. I have disowned him and all his wives.

[Javed Sahab (Parody) @Kadhva_Sach]

No SRK announcements and No good quality Bigg Boss has made this account inactive.

[Aman 🇵🇱 @DonajCR7]

No

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

We still haven't seen the face of Nirbhaya's juvenile rapist because his identity is protected by law as he was a minor btw.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

One year since this audacity.

The victim is bedridden, disoriented, and surviving solely on support, fed through a Ryles tube and requiring round-the-clock nursing and specialized care just to stay alive.. As a family of four with only one earner, they’ve exhausted their savings and borrowed heavily to cover monthly medical bills running into lakhs. They are now crowdfunding, having received no support from the accused’s family.

Meanwhile, the accused is out on bail. The case drags on with long adjournments, and according to a post in r/jammu, the High Court has interim-stayed proceedings under Section 109 (attempt to murder), though I couldn't independently verify this.

What should have been an open-and-shut case will be dragged out for years. Once public memory fades and the family loses the spirit to fight, which they already have, the accused will walk away without consequences.

[Javed Sahab (Parody) @Kadhva_Sach]

Bro I forgot totally about shamshera's existence 🫣

[Fozzy @fozzywrites]

Shamshera was the litmus test to see if ranbir could pull off this genre and he failed terribly. Ramayana will only reinforce that. The masses will finally see the limitations in his acting and the narrative this industry has spent years building around him will be exposed.

[ANMOL JAMWAL @jammypants4]

Forests like Chitrakoot and Panchavati could be recreated in real locations anywhere across the globe. The only soar to the eye visually for me in the entire trailer are the CGI backdrops emulating forests.

[Javed Sahab (Parody) @Kadhva_Sach]

Exactly. I don't know why they are so afraid to cast fresh faces man. No hate to ranbir but I just cannot see him as lord Ram. I cannot erase my memory.

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

Bro looks like he's about to say “Mai udna chahta hu Naina”
#Ramayana

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

You better find a lover who dares to kiss you in public than a husband who walks 20 feet ahead of you in market.

[Prem Panicker @prempanicker]

Potholes are so yesterday. Now we build caves.

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

GOVERNMENT SAYS NO ASSESSMENT DONE ON NUMBER OF VEHICLES FULLY COMPATIBLE WITH E20 FUEL

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Road rage near Foxconn in Devanahalli, Bengaluru: Wrong-side biker chases & assaults Tata Ace driver 4-5 times after a minor lane shift. Dashcam video captures it. Police investigating.

[Gladio Langford @fearthe_void]

It’s insane that we don’t talk about the British empire like we do the Nazis

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

A national-level basketball player, the son of an Army officer, dies as his car falls into an open drain in Delhi: Report

[Vivek @Vivek_Investor]

Indian babus don't think in this way, as they don't get anything in return.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[Musthaq @haxzie_]

What is the point of airport taxi, that too called as a "premier" and a sedan if it cannot fit two suitcases. This has been a repeated issue everytime. @Uber_India @Uber

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

[Sankett. @KnightOfEdenx]

But baat toh saaf hai.

Jab yeh chup tha, iske fans iske sath the bhikh nahi mang rahe the tweet kar.
Kal dalali wala tweet kiya, usme bhi support, Aaj super dalali wala tweet kiya usme bhi support.

Lekin kuch MC yaha SRK ke naam se clout lete hai fir Agenda push karte hai.

[Arjun ⚡ @iArjunX_]

The rats disguised as SRKians were praising this guy and abusing SRK 😂😂

Aise fans ki mkb

[Sankett. @KnightOfEdenx]

1.SRK tweets
2. Pakistan Angle enters the chat
3. They start violent protests against SRK.
4. Whole thing is about SRK now.
5. Cause is lost.
6. Bhondus who want him to tweet now disappear