Bro to bro, world cup & banter go come and go, nah your life go remain ooo😂
Omo, take life seriously this year,
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It's romance when I cook & serve my woman. But na slavery if na my turn. Una dey mad.
It's cute when I build my wife & help finance her dreams. But if I say she did this for me, menascum. Una dey mad.
It's romance if I get up late night to go get something my baby wants just because she wants it. But if na me ask my wife for food, I be demon. Una dey mad.
If my wife takes my ATM card & shops on it at will, it's s romantic. But make I chop small for my wife salary, I be tiff. Una dey mad.
If I propose on my knee to ask my woman to marry me. Na symbolism of romance. But if she kneels to feed me on our wedding day, na servitude. Una dey wetin?
My woman is stressed and having a bad day & I give her a deep tissue massage after the kind of day I had on a Construction site. Swit Lomance, odogwu nwanne pararan. But my wife trims my nails, I be Lord Lugard. Una dey mad seh.
All of una dey mad. All of una. Not one person exempt. All of una. Una dey mad.
If una no dey mad, una no go dey shit on other people choices. How are you pro-choice until someone has a choice that doesn't sit well with yours? Simple answer. It's because UNA DEY MAD!.
"They shouted 'Allahu akbar! God grant us victory! All hail Baba [former President Mohammadu] Buhari!' and immediately started shooting and burning our homes."
Another victim's account of his experience with the Fulani Jihadists that attacked his village in Plateau State.
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Another one, Gbolahan. A 9 year old kid with kidney failure. His mum always left him alone in the ward to go out to source for money and there was no one to stay with him. He was always sad and lonely.
A video is currently going around of a man beating up 5 women who tried to jump his wife. Most of the women are sharing it and saying he should go to prison because men should never step in to a girls fight.
Men, if 5 women jumped your wife would you jump in?
This Palestinian gymnast performed across Gaza with his twin. Now he’s lost both his brother and his legs.
“I used to always pray, 'God, if you want me to get injured ... don't let my injury be on my legs.'”