The Notorious KAE

"I drink to make other people more interesting." —Ernest Hemingway.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

@tacobell throw me some sauces packets for my wedding pls

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

If typically shoot 85 and you’re on a par 5 but you wait for the green to clear before you tee off… your moms a hoe.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

The Shootout has me up before the crackheads

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

“Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but no one knows how many times you got fucked.”

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

I’ll put Casey’s caption here.

“We big engaged in this bitch!”

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Damn my man is so fine 😮‍💨

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

I remember hustlin up $7 to get a pack of cigarettes when I was like 16… now I’m hustlin up $10.88 😭

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Being a mom is wild because why did I wake up at 4am remembering I needed to play tooth fairy

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Casey went in the store to get me ice cream but they didn’t have the one I wanted or the back up one. He took a video, came back outside and went back in to get it…. 😭❤️

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

On todays episode of “Evan what are you doing?” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

The packaging on peanut m&ms is never louder than when you’re parked next to the green and people are trying to putt.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

“I love drugs but I’m keto”

Oh?

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Just the love of my life chasing his dream ❤️

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Fuck cancer.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

I’ve got to be the luckiest woman on Earth.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Love that the kid down the street decided to play the trumpet but tbh fuck his mom for saying “take that shit outside”

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

If y’all see me wandering around looking lost, I just got glasses and I’m trying to admire the shit I haven’t seen in 8 years since my last pair.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Damn I really have the best man.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

Blessing after blessing after blessing. Nothing feels better than hard work that finally pays off.

[The Notorious KAE @KaeRanae97]

If I get whistled at like a fucking dog one more time today I’m going to prison.