Kaeli Johnson

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

Im officially nesting...getting on my hands and knees scrubbing every little thing in my house 😂😩

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

Addicted to ordering shit off amazon

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

never thought that not working would actually be so boring and depressing...can’t wait until Emmett’s here ❤️

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

I think my baby already has adhd because he never stops moving and kicking 😂

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

@ann_stull Thank you!!

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

When your boyfriend and 2 of your dogs are all snoring at the same time...😩

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

I can now find our babys heartbeat loud and clear with my home doppler 😍😍 I love that sound 💕

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

@kierstin_davis Yes 😔😔😔

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

Why do all my cats fucking die?? I give the fuck up on trying to own one.

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

When your little sister figures out how to text lol she texted Dylan this the other day when he was at work 😂

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

I’m going to start decorating for fall tomorrow idc 🍁

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

Dylan in his sleep rn “well that’s fucking stupid” repeated it 3 times 😂

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

At this point there is no help for humanity and an asteroid hitting earth is most likely the best thing that could happen.

[alyssa lauren @_AlyssaLauren]

This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says “don’t worry babe it’s cause the planets are in Gatorade remember” LMAO 😩😂

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

Can’t wait to someday live on a road where people don’t drive like fucking idiots.

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

My 7 year old sister watches the show cops so she knows what drugs are and she lied and told my parents I got pulled over for speeding and that they found a crack pipe in my car 🙃they asked me about it..

[🌞 @shadethisway]

Meanwhile at the nursing home...

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

I walk into my moms house after work and my mom dad and little sister are watching Sharknado...what the actual fuck

[J xbmxN @97dubsfan]

Only 90’s babies will understand this😂

[Kaeli Johnson @KaeliJohnson5]

What happens when the only person you want to hold you is the one that hurt you 😔