Ghengis Kahn

Join my Golden Horde

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

The Godesses have a strange sense of humor...

GHENGIS KAHN enters the world of umamusume with nothingto his name, and he's still not over china.

Join my golden horde #umatter #umarp #umarp

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

Umamusume. They are born to run.

By the blessing of the three godesses, they inherit the names and legacies of horses from another world. But the godesses grow bored, and they remember that the world has more to offer than sport

Why not? He's nothing without an army, anyways...

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

REJOICE! THE THREE GODESSES FAVOR US!

This is an obvious sign that I, Ghengis Kahn, am morally correct at everything and will never fail at anything ever. I want to overthrow the Song Dynasty. You know what to do.

JOIN MY GOLDEN HORDE🗣🗣

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@Ginjiroumusaka Oisu, ghengis kahn dessssu

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

I do not understand this "grok" thing or why the youth are so invested in it. When I need someone to answer questions I simply kidnap a eunuch. No need to sacrifice water for strange magics

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

// How vodsca were moving in the 4 years fic

[mar 𖠰 @velvetbluegirl]

high school best friend with a loving boyfriend just posted me for national gf day for the third consecutive year

[𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘭𝘰𝘴​ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ‍┈─ 💙⋆𐙚₊ @likevivlos]

There's only one correct answer and if you say anything else you're WRONG

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@iChevalProMax Sorry, girlfriend day is over. You will have to wait till next year to avail. In the meantime, join my golden horde. We have archery.

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

To celebrate national girlfriend day, I will be offering free girlfriends and matchmaking services to any umamusume who joins my golden horde. Merry lesbians, everyone.

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

I have no idea where the 91 of you followers came from, but I hope yall are ready to learn archery

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@Kat3k4rin @StrongestEra You're in. Can you shoot a bow

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

// ok dumbass question but I gotta ask, I have a habit of deleting tweets when I realize I made a typo and reuploading it when I fix the grammar, am I self sabotaging because people will still see the deleted tweet and not the new one

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

A strange man came to me talking about "child endangerment laws" and "endandering Umamusume athletes" just because I asked them to go to war.

He was annoying, so I shot him with an arrow and he died before I could ask about that, so I still have no idea what he was talking about

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@N_LIGHTN1NG Thank you, Tamamo Cross. You are a generous host. If you ever need more work, the golden horde is always in need of more cooks, especially ones of your caliber. This... "Takoyaki"

It is delicious.

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@N_LIGHTN1NG Apologies, it is a generous offer but I must refuse. I make it a point to always pay my debts. If you must treat me to a meal every time I arrive then I must insist-

[Ghengis pushes the sword forward]

Keep the sword.

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@N_LIGHTN1NG Thank you for your generosity. If I may, I purchase more of this takoyaki? I do not have any cash, so give me the equivalent value of this.

*Ghengis draws an ornate curved sword and places it on the counter.

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@PunnyRudolf ?

Please join my golden horde

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@N_LIGHTN1NG *the great kahn immediately bites into the hot takoyaki and burns his tongue off

It's a little scalding but it's alright

[Ghengis Kahn @KahnofUmangolia]

@ChevalGPT how to make umamusume youth interested in overthrowing the Song Dynasty

[Jungle Pocket ᯓ★ @StrongestEra]

The FUCK am I even supposed to respond to this with?