Kai Bogert

The adventures of a small phallically challenged man and his cat.

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Ok we get it it’s been 10 minutes. #youcanstopnow

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Seriously though fuck off fireworks. They’re not worth it if they scare our fuzzy loved ones. #NewYear2019 #fuckfireworks

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Why aren’t ovaries in #trans men called NOvaries?

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@Mornings9AU “the younger generation is spoilt, want it all and think they deserve it all” says the woman who was able to go to university for free.

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"May contain nudity" either it does or it doesn't. Stop wasting my time.

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When @deadpoolmovie 2 comes out in three days but you’re stuck in the hospital. #deadpool #fuckitimbreakingout

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#BoycottAnything because the powers that be like us enough to want to make money off our stories, but don’t like us enough to portray them with actual trans persons. #transface #notcool

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When I grow up I want to be as badass as Emily Blunt in the end of #AQuietPlacemovie #spoilers #boss

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@RBabbit101 @BritishBakeOff @JamieLaing_UK @EllaEyre @RuthDavidsonMSP @timminchin I think it he might be the ‘descendant of biscuit royalty’ because he’s Aussie and we have the Anzac biscuit.

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@timminchin He might of given spoilers last night on the Gold Coast. 😂🤭🤫

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#thejetsadick

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@PitchPerfect I will not cry got damn it. #freedom

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@PitchPerfect that’s a way to open a musical comedy.

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“Aww are you seeing @PitchPerfect for your girlfriend” Nah lady I’m coming and seeing this for myself. I’ve waited long enough. #PP3 #pitchperfect3

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Off to see #PP3 @PitchPerfect

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Creationists have clearly never had an external hemorrhoid. #intelligentdesignmyass

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@chrissiefit When you're a day ahead so you have to wait longer for the trailer. @PitchPerfect

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Pretty much 😂 #trans #transpride #LGBTQ #lgbtpride #PRIDE #ftm #ftmtrans