miss piggy

life’s too short to eat bad snackies.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The Tortured Poets Department

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles' Love On Tour has officially ended after 2 years and 169 shows.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

me tonight

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

I don’t trust people whose parents didn’t let them watch SpongeBob growing up.

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

Getting a job application rejection on a Saturday at 7pm really hurts different. They’re working overtime just to reject me.

[Hidden Valley Ranch @HVRanch]

Ranch coming out of the bottle and onto my plate of chicken wings

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

Every man I’ve ever talked to reached out to me on NYE/NYD

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Let’s drink and overthink

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

It’s that time of year again #NewProfilePic

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

21 Years ago today:

Creed puts on a performance for the ages

[cal? @cal_gif]

when boats drop their anchors do they ever bonk fish the head :/

[Artform. @LolaSalehu]

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

I can’t do the teenage dirtbag trend I was a directioner

[miss piggy @KaiDav18]

Junie B Jones and the B stands for “be fuckin forreal”